Thursday, December 04, 2008

Man Assaults Girlfriend With Cheeseburger


What the hell is going on in Florida with these food assaults? Last month a guy hit his girlfriend with a club sandwich while she was driving, and now some knucklehead is smacking his girlfriend with a cheeseburger.
A Vero Beach man is accused of assaulting his girlfriend multiple times with a McDonald's cheeseburger, according to his arrest affidavit.

The woman told the Indian River County Sheriff's Office she was sitting a car in front of the home she shares with Vincent Gonzalez, 22, of the 300 block of 12th Road, Vero Beach. The couple began arguing and Gonzalez would not allow her to leave the car, the affidavit said. The woman threw Gonzalez's drink out of the car, the report said. In response, Gonzalez grabbed the woman's arm and forced the cheeseburger into her face, the report said. Both of them stepped out of the vehicle and Gonzalez smashed the cheeseburger again into the woman's face.
The sad part is she asked for no cheese.

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