Black Is the New Black

CNN fossil Larry King has been overwhelmed by hopenchange and now even one of his spawns wants some melanin injections.

CNN's orange-haired septuagenarian chatterbox Larry King has been bowled over by the new Age of Obama, enthusing that his youngest offspring (from his seventh marriage) wants to be black. I guess it's a case of black being, er, the new black.

Interviewing a visibly uncomfortable Bob Woodward on his eponymous CNN show last night, Larry, 75, gushed: "My younger son Cannon, he is eight. And he now says that he would like to be black. I'm not kidding. He said there's a lot of advantages. Black is in. Is this a turning of the tide?"

Who even knew King was still able to procreate in this century. Man, imagine waking up to that fish face every morning. Yikes.

Cannon also asked his daddy if he would lose the suspenders and to please stop shamelessly dropping names.