'Excuse Me People, I Didn't Call the Tabloids, I Didn't Blow the Whistle and I Didn't Save the Dress'

Don't you just love feisty hookers? They definitely rank higher on my approval meter than politicians.

The high-paid escort who notoriously romped with disgraced ex-Gov. Eliot Spitzer has a message to New York ladies: You're no better than me!

"Get real and get over yourself," Ashley Dupre bluntly tells all the women out there who "just love to judge."

Dupre, responding to a front-page Post exclusive about Spitzer contemplating a return to office, said she is tired of people looking down on her.

"Let me say this -- most girls, to varying degrees, of course, want to be pampered and have nice shoes, designer handbags and gorgeous clothes," Dupre, 24, writes in a blog post on hip-hop impresario Russell Simmons' Global Grind Web site.

"I know many women who target guys with money and use them to get these things. They toy with them, flirt, go on dates, have sex and then drop hints about that new dress . . . or being short on rent money -- and the guys deliver it."

Then takes a poke at all the women who pass judgment on her, but are engaged in "dishonest relationships" of their own.

"I see this all over New York City. Some women aren't as vindictive, but still dive into relationships with wealthy guys who they don't love or even find attractive, but they stay in it because they have a nice home, a car and spending money," she wrote.

"They would rather stay in an unfulfilling or loveless relationship than lose that security."

It's not just Big Apple babes she rails against. The bad girl, whose family lives in leafy Wall, NJ, blasted suburban Garden State housewives who "who are strung out on mood stabilizers."

The brunette bombshell had nothing but kind words to say about Spitzer.

"I read the front page of the NY Post this week and was happy to see that Mr. Spitzer is moving on with his life and considering getting back into politics," she said.

Spitzer -- who stepped down after he was outed for paying $4,300 for sex with Dupre -- has been in informal discussions about a run for state comptroller or US Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand's seat, sources told The Post.

"Everyone deserves a second chance," said Dupre. "Me too, right? Well, apparently not."

Her efforts at image rehab have been hampered by her reputation as the "woman who brought down the governor," she said.

"Excuse me people, I didn't call the tabloids, I didn't blow the whistle and I didn't save 'the dress,' " she wrote, a reference to Monica Lewinsky who saved a semen-stained blue dress from her encounter with Bill Clinton.

I have a hunch Bill Clinton would like to meet her. If he hasn't already.