Don't You Know Who I Am?

This kid really needs a beatdown. I'd leave it up to his parents to set him straight but I don't believe there's a father in the picture and last I saw his mother was arrested for selling crystal meth. Still, he manages to worm his way into the news every day. Time for a reality check, you little punk.

It's official -- Levi Johnston is a first-class idiot. He was spotted Tuesday at JFK wearing sunglasses and refusing to stand on line with the "regular" passengers, including "Seinfeld" star Jason Alexander. A spy on his American Airlines flight told Page Six: "He then made a big show of getting on first. He was seated in the front row of first class, looking like he was born to be there and waiting for some recognition. Jason Alexander was quietly sitting behind him."