Famed Idiot Arrested at World Cup

I figure she was there banging the Brazilian team.

Paris Hilton has been arrested for allegedly possessing cannabis after watching a World Cup game in South Africa.

The socialite was in the VIP suite at the Nelson Mandela Stadium.

According to reports she was arrested leaving the Brazil v Netherlands match in Port Elizabeth.

Officers allegedly found a substance in her handbag.

She had flown in to the country in a private jet to watch the quarter final.

"Had so much fun at the game today. What a match! I love South Africa," she said on her Twitter page.

Update: Our short national nightmare is over.