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Stupid criminal news of the day. A real bright one, this guy.

A MAN has gone to jail after being caught with marijuana taped to his penis.

Kyle Anthony McConnell, a 19-year-old Norwalk man from Ohio also had a lighter with him to smoke the drug.

According to the Huron County Sheriff's Office, McConnell was arrested around 4:00 a.m. Thursday by Vermilion Police after the driver of the car he was in was stopped for a traffic violation. An identification check revealed that McConnell had two pending warrants for his arrest.

Investigators say McConnell was transferred to the Huron County jail where he was searched during his booking process. During the search, a corrections officer found a lighter and a small amount of marijuana wrapped up in paper and then taped to his penis.