Gird Your Loins: Biden Says GOP Win Will Set Off a 'Tong War' For the Next Two Years

Vice President Joe Biden - still recovering from his most recent bout with foot-in-mouth disease - delivered another one of his patented incoherent riffs yesterday at a campaign rally for Rep. Bruce Braley (D-IA).

Among the highlights was this comical attempt at fear-mongering:

Biden warned the crowd at an Iowa rally of a pending Republican takeover.

"If these guys take over the House and the Senate this next time out… it will be a Tong War for the next two years," Biden said.

The Tong Wars were feuds among rival Asian gangs in U.S. cities over the opium trade in the mid-1800s and early 1900s.

Hmmm. That sounds...appealing, actually. I'll gladly take a fighting chance in a 'Tong War' against the Obama agenda over continued one-party rule by arrogant, iron-fisted Democrats who brag of making up the rules as they go along.

But that's just me.

Cross-posted here.