Sunday, January 09, 2011

Great News: Possible Super Bowl Appearance for America's Latest Cultural Icon

Gee, never saw this coming. Let's just hope he doesn't relapse before the big game.
A day after his appearance on the "Today" show, Ted Williams, "the man with the golden voice," was raking in golden offers as he skyrocketed to fame. A source close to Williams told us he's been deluged with freebies, bookings and voice-over gigs, including a proposal for him to make a five-second appearance in a Super Bowl commercial. Dozens of dentists have offered new teeth, and psychiatrists are offering counseling. AirTran wants to fly him around for free, and a lawyer at Squire, Sanders & Dempsey offered pro-bono legal advice. NFL Films proposed voice-over work, and producers for the BBC, "Opie and Anthony" and "The Colbert Report" are begging to book him.
Heck, why not just have him announce the game?


JammieWearingFool said...

Better him than the Vacationer-In-Chief.

JammieWearingFool said...

Better him than yet another sorely needed pregame 0bama interview.