Sunday, January 09, 2011

Great News: Possible Super Bowl Appearance for America's Latest Cultural Icon

Gee, never saw this coming. Let's just hope he doesn't relapse before the big game.
A day after his appearance on the "Today" show, Ted Williams, "the man with the golden voice," was raking in golden offers as he skyrocketed to fame. A source close to Williams told us he's been deluged with freebies, bookings and voice-over gigs, including a proposal for him to make a five-second appearance in a Super Bowl commercial. Dozens of dentists have offered new teeth, and psychiatrists are offering counseling. AirTran wants to fly him around for free, and a lawyer at Squire, Sanders & Dempsey offered pro-bono legal advice. NFL Films proposed voice-over work, and producers for the BBC, "Opie and Anthony" and "The Colbert Report" are begging to book him.
Heck, why not just have him announce the game?

2 comments:

JammieWearingFool said...

Better him than the Vacationer-In-Chief.

JammieWearingFool said...

Better him than yet another sorely needed pregame 0bama interview.