Sunday, March 13, 2011

Al Qaeda Launches 'Jihad Cosmo' Offering Beauty, Fashion and Suicide Bombing Tips

Hubby focused too much on bomb-making and not making enough time for you in the bedroom, ladies of jihad? Well, thankfully, now you'll know how to keep that special suicide bomber in your life happy.
Al-Qaeda has launched a women's magazine that mixes beauty and fashion tips with advice on suicide bombings.

Dubbed 'Jihad Cosmo', the glossy magazine's front cover features the barrel of a sub-machine gun next to a picture a woman in a veil.

There are exclusive interviews with martyrs' wives, who praise their husbands' decisions to die in suicide attacks.

The slick, 31-page Al-Shamikha magazine - meaning The Majestic Woman - has advice for singletons on 'marrying a mujahideen'.

Readers are told it is their duty to raise children to be mujahideen ready for jihad.

And the 'beauty column' instructs women to stay indoors with their faces covered to keep a 'clear complexion'.

They should 'not go out except when necessary' and wear a niqab for 'rewards by complying with the command of Allah Almighty'.

A woman called Umm Muhanad hails her husband for his bravery after his suicide bombing in Afghanistan.

And another article urges readers to give their lives for the Islamist cause.

It advises: 'From martyrdom, the believer will gain security, safety and happiness.'

More traditional content for a women's magazine includes features on the merits of honey facemasks, etiquette, first aid and why readers should avoid 'towelling too forcibly'.

A trailer for the next issue promises tips on skin care - and how to wage electronic jihad.
Thanks to Hot Air for the link.


Anonymous said...

With so many Moslem women subjected to abuse (genital mutilation, honor killings, beatings, instant divorces), it's no wonder some of them would rejoice in seeing their husbands blow themselves to smithereens.

Iaint Liein said...

"So, tell me the truth, does this suicide belt make my ass look big?"


I can't wait to see the Burka Babe of the month centerfold! 

Oscar Rewit said...

That'a funny, hahahaha.

Steve Close said...

Toweling too forcibly? That's a stoning offense.