Friday, March 04, 2011

Important News: Staring at Breasts Increases Heart Health

I may strive to have the strongest ticker known to man. Just hope the ladies don't mind.
Guys, listen up. A study says it is actually healthy to stare at a woman's breasts.

Five-hundred men participated in the German study. Half were told to refrain from looking at breasts for five years, the other half were told to ogle them daily.

The study found the men who stared at breasts more often showed lower rates of heart problems, a lower resting heart rate and lower blood pressure.
Coming soon: Strip clubs as health centers!


gmac said...

I don't think Fedco is going to take those expenses on my 1040 when I point out they were business lunches at the strip joint.

Dell said...

Now that my bunk is out in the garage, I'm about to start my own survey to independently confirm/deny the results of this endeavor.  In the past, any such effort has been met with serious marital challenges...such as divorce.  Wish me luck!

nicholas shaw said...

Are we to assume then, that gay guys will have heart problems? C'mon, who really believes they managed to get a group of normal guys to not look at breasts for 5 years? Stupid!

drfredc said...

Study paid for by Sheen?