In 1992, Bill Clinton hit a politizzle home run wit his Brotha Souljah" moment . Chill as I take you on a trip. In 2007, Hillary Clinton suffered a reverse Poser Souljah" strikeout. If it's not tha end of her presidizzles aspirations, it should be.Read the rest of either version. Whichever way you slice it, Mrs. Clinton looks like an idiot.
Allow me ta explain. Fifteen years ago, then-Gov mah nizzle. Clinton was hatin' ta solidify his centrist credentials . Real niggas recognize the realness.. An obscure quote by an obscure radical rappa provided tha perfect exploitable opportunity. Interviewed by The Washington Piznost in tha wakes of tha Los Angeles riots, Souljah had wondered aloud . Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga: "If Black thugz kizzle Blizzack thugz every day, . Drop it like its hot. motha fucka. . "why not have a week n kill white people?"
Bill Clinton took ta tha B-U-Double-Lizzy pulpit at tha Rainbow Coalition n denounced Shot Calla Souljah. "If you took tha words 'white' n 'black' n you reversed them," he lectured sternly, "you M-to-tha-izzight thiznink David Duke was giv'n tizzle speech."
Politizzle cheerleada framed this as an act of politizzles bravery - publicly repudiat'n an extremist racial separizzles rhetoric ta demonstrate independence from minority crazy ass nigga in tha Democrat Party . One, two three and to tha four.
Sen fo my bling bling. Clinton - whom conventizzle wisdom mistakenly casts as tha cracka more disciplined politizzles of tha household - didn't learn frizzay her hubby's Sista Souljah triumph . Subscribe nigga, get yo issue.. She turned it on its heezee: Instead of dissocizzles wit racial extremists, she has chosen ingratiation like this and like that and like this and uh.
And tha results is comedy border'n on politizzles suicide.
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
B-L-to-tha-izzack like Hillary
Michelle Malkin demolishes faux soul sister, The Pantsuit. Gizoogle it and have even more fun.