Lunatic Baldwin to Pen Advice Book

I can't imagine what genius thought it would be a good idea to have the ranting megalomaniac Alec Baldwin write an advice book for fathers who go through divorce.

The book is being billed as "a unique personal transformation book in which Baldwin documents the rite of passage he underwent in order to survive the ordeal of divorce and protect the welfare of his child."

The child, Ireland, is the one the burly bully threatened to "straighten out" after she failed to answer his phone call on the night of April 11.

"It's like Britney Spears writing a book on hairstyling tips," said Los Angeles-based psychotherapist Robert Butterworth.