Saturday, May 17, 2008

Way Too Much Information: Yankees Share Special Good Luck Charm

Newsflash: Washed-up Yankee likes to wear a gold thong to help him get out of a slump.

Disturbing newsflash: Other Yankees also wear the same gold thong.

I think I'm going to puke.
"I only put it on when I'm desperate to get out of a big slump," Giambi told Portfolio magazine's Franz Lidz.

What's more, he has loaned the magic thong to past and current Yanks Derek Jeter, Bernie Williams, Johnny Damon, Robinson Cano and Robin Ventura when they went into hitless streaks.

"All of them wore it and got hits," he told Portfolio. "The thong works every time."
Thanks to Hot Air for the link!

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