HuffPoster Sends Love Note to 'President Obama'

Nothing like getting presumptious. Just keep tabs on this stuff, folks, so we can have a good laugh at their expense come November.

Memo to: The New President

Date: 1/21/2009

From: A Fan

Dear President Obama,

Congratulations! It's was a tough fight, but you did it. Your message of hope, change, and putting this country right with the rest of the world won the day. Some very deep Bush fatigue re: the war and the economy helped a lot too.

I know you're anxious to get to work, but let's take a minute to reflect on how this all came down, and why your message was so resonant. Let me also take you back to some words you spoke way before this election got started, words that I believe set the stage for your historic campaign.

Read the rest of this journalistic tongue bath if you feel the need to vomit.