Amy Fisher to Strip for Haiti Relief: 'She'd Rather Be Home at Night Watching 'SpongeBob' With the Kids'

Rather than be at home watching SponegeBob with the kids, this psycho hosebeast will be working the pole for Haiti relief. How magnanimous of her.

The former Long Island Lolita will be putting on exotic dancing shows - her first in New York State - Thursday, Friday and Saturday at the Scene Restaurant & Lounge in Commack, according to her husband, Lou Bellera.

"She's not a pole-climber," Bellera said. "She wears a showgirl costume - she's like a politician, greeting the crowds."

And at Saturday's midnight show, Fisher will not only donate her tips to a Haitian charity to be named by the Scene, but she'll match those tips, Bellera said.

The Scene will also match her tips as will Brian Rosenberg, host of Party FM's "Bring on the Night" show.

Bellera and Fisher were on Rosenberg's show on Monday when the Haiti idea was hatched.

"In real life, she's a homebody," Bellera said. "She'd rather be home at night watching 'SpongeBob' with the kids."

She sounds like a real draw. I'm surprised the folks organizing that televised concert tomorrow night don't have her on.

When you think about it, this may be only the second most sleazy Haiti relief effort.