Wednesday, May 18, 2011

This Exists: CDC Warns of Zombie Apocalypse

Certain other bloggers that I read regularly often post about a pending zombie apocalypse, and for the most part I simply ignored their gloom and doom predictions, but couple this warning from the CDC with the scheduled end of the world event this weekend and well.....
"There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for," the posting reads. "Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That's right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. You may laugh now, but when it happens you'll be happy you read this, and hey, maybe you'll even learn a thing or two about how to prepare for a real emergency."

The post, written by Assistant Surgeon General Ali Khan, instructs readers how to prepare for "flesh-eating zombies" much like how they appeared in Hollywood hits like "Night of the Living Dead" and video games like Resident Evil. Perhaps surprisingly, the same steps you'd take in preparation for an onslaught of ravenous monsters are similar to those suggested in advance of a hurricane or pandemic.

I guess it's true. He who laughs last laughs loudest.

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