Showing posts with label Australia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Australia. Show all posts

Monday, July 18, 2011

So, How's That New 'Religion' Working Out For You?

Anybody that has even one functioning brain cell understands that Islam is cult of violence and blood. That is a message that was made clear to one of their recent converts down under.

The victim has moved out of his home but hopes what happens to him will not distort people's view of his adopted religion, the network said.

Didn't distort anything for me. I wonder if he was drunk when he decided to convert. I also hope he knows the price for unconverting is death.

Final thought. Anybody see a good Fosters beer commercial coming?

Monday, May 23, 2011

Australian Greens Building an Army of Know-Nothing Zombies

This sounds like a desperate campaign by far-left cranks to silence opposition to a hugely unpopular carbon pricing scam facing Australians come 2012. Those is power cannot handle the fact that people dare to have an opinion and make fun of them at every turn.

Now they're fighting back. Well, sort of.
THE Greens have launched another strike against the media, calling for volunteers for a rapid-response team to target "shock jock" and "hate campaigns" through talkback and letters to editors.

The call to action echoes Bob Brown's attack on the "hate press" last week and Twitter jibes at individual journalists from his director of media, Marion Rae.

"The Australian Greens are looking to build a national network of individuals who want to take up the challenge of responding to the misinformation and hate campaigns being waged by radio shock jocks and other sections of the community and media," says the party in an email.
So pointing out the failures of these meddling bureaucrats and doomsayers is a hate campaign?

The Democrats here have been doing this stuff for years. You can always identify them, as Rush Limbaugh is wont to do, as seminar callers. They have no idea what they;re talking about, but so sure of themselves. This part perfectly emphasizes you don't actually have to have a functioning brain to enlist in this zombie army.
It says there will be no need for the volunteers to actually hear or read the opinions and reporting to which they are responding.
So in effect they can be lamestream media types who regurgitate edited soundbites spoonfed them by party apparatchiks. Hmm. It all sounds so familiar. I wonder is Soros is financing this scheme?

Speaking of apparatchiks, it's worth noting what a colossal financial fiasco they've become.
First he points out that “What began in 2004 as a ten- persohttp://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gifn shop with a $3 million annual budget now has around 90 employees and plans to spend $15 million this year.” That is striking and demonstrates the enormous fundraising operation that they have created. But that is not translating into readers. With that budget and staff, they should be about the size of a site like Politico, but the numbers tell a far different story. According to web traffic evaluator, Quantcast, Politico averages 5.6 million monthly unique visitors, Media Matters a mere 646,200. Even if you give Media Matters the benefit of the doubt and double that number, they are still doing a fraction of the traffic of sites its size (at 1.3 million, it would still be far smaller than little Mediaite, with ten times the staff). That’s something that clearly should have been pointed out in the story.
Not exactly much of a return for a staff of 90 and a budget in the millions. It's worth noting that Quantcast number and the sites listed that Media Matters readers also like, including the far-left Democrat outfit Think Progress and even further left The Nation. Even Al Jazeera makes the list, which makes a lot of sense when you think about it.

Also worth noting is the Media Matters audience is predominately male and overwhelmingly white. They appear far less diverse than any Tea Party audience I've seen.

Wednesday, April 07, 2010

'OK, I'll Say It - He's a D***head'

You've got to love the sense of humor of the folks down in Australia. Where else would you possibly see a national campaign that involved the use of the word dickhead?
Boy Racer Lewis Hamilton's misery in Melbourne was complete after he was branded a "d***head" by an Aussie road safety minister.

Former world champion Hamilton was humiliated after he was arrested by traffic cops and had his Mercedes impounded as he drove from the circuit to his team hotel.

Then he launched a furious radio rant at his McLaren bosses after trailing in sixth behind teammate and race winner Jenson Button following a controversial pit stop.

And Hamilton's retreat from Oz added insult to his indignation on the day Victoria transport minister Tim Dallas launched a road safety campaign entitled 'Don't Be A D***head'.

Asked if Hamilton's run-in with the police matched the campaign's criteria, Dallas crowed: "OK, I'll say it - he's a d***head."
Needless to say, the Don't Be a Dickhead campaign is causing quite a stir.
It’s the same concept as the “drink drive bloody idiot” campaign which put the B word up there in lights. Gosh how daring THAT was too but we all know what happens with this sort of propaganda, it’s that irritating Law of Diminishing Returns. After a while “bloody idiot” doesn’t seem quite so hip and happening any more, drivers just got back to running in to trees and wiping out pedestrians and we’re just left with one more swear word that has been approved and stamped by officialdom for public use.

“Dickhead” will go the same way. Thanks to the bow-tied marketing nerds, “dickhead” will have official sanction (although the Premier has been refusing to say it publicly, how hypocritical is that?). So what’s next? I guess we go the F word – then the C-word. After that, there’s not much left. Apparently “shithouse” is already in the “dickhead” series of ads too and we’ve already done “bugger” in a car ad years ago.

Thursday, March 04, 2010

'The Vaginas Have Lead to Some Uncomfortable Silences'

Must be sweeps week Down Under. Wait, did I just say Down Under in a story about vaginas?
AN ABC TV segment that showed real vaginas and a woman having hers surgically altered has divided viewers.

Some thought the footage, on last night’s Hungry Beast episode, was inappropriate, while others found it legitimate given the issue it was covering.

Kirsten Drysdale used the segment to explore the porn industry’s airbrushing of female genitalia, which gave an unrealistic image of what was “normal”.
Hungry Beast? Wait a minute. This could get raunchy.
Industry sources claimed they were forced to airbrush pictures due to classification rules which deemed explicit depictions of female genitalia to be inappropriate.

An ABC spokeswoman said it had eight negative comments from viewers overnight and several more this morning, although she did not have the actual number yet.

“Hungry Beast’s story on labiaplasty was a valid look at the impact censorship might have on women’s body image,” she said.

“Certainly, it contained strong scenes. However, viewers were given clear warnings about the content – one before the show began, and one before the actual segment – and so had ample opportunity to avoid the segment if they felt it might make them uncomfortable.”

Twitter was abuzz this morning with comments about the show. Some supported it while others were not so sure.

“The vaginas have lead to some uncomfortable silences,” one viewer said.

“Confronting, yes, but very good,” said another.
Only eight complaints? Either this is a very low-rated program or the folks in Australia really dig vaginas. The Prime Minister appears to.
Prime Minister Kevin Rudd appears on Hungry Beast’s website jokingly saying his top priority is to watch the show.

“My number one priority officially speaking is to make sure that I’m home on time of a Wednesday night to watch Hungry Beast,” he says.
They have a video link but it's not viewable outside Australia and nobody's posted it to YouTube yet, apparently.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Good News: Unemployment Drops To 5.7%

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The bad news for Americans, this is in Australia.
THE jobless rate has fallen to 5.7 per cent with the number of employed people increasing by an unexpected 31,200 in November, figures from the Australian Bureau of Statistics show.

What is it the Aussies know that we don't, or what are they doing that we aren't?
The unemployment rate is expected to peak at 6.2 per cent in 2010, according to the Australian Business Economists' annual forecasting survey.

In looking at the chart you can see how America stacks up against other countries and you will also notice that we are higher then the average of the other Organisation for Economic Cooperation and Development (OECD) countries.

Thursday, October 08, 2009

Same Story - Different Country

This story comes from Australia, but the similarities to what we endure in America are striking. Illegal immigrant, sponging off of the welfare system all the while using the taxpayer dollars he received to plot jihad against the citizens of Australia. It is as if the entire western world is filled with bureaucrats who devote more time and energy helping those wishing to do us harm then they do the people they are supposed to serve.

Monday, August 24, 2009

'I Think It’s Probably a Prank But It’s a Pretty Sick Sort of a Joke'

Maybe it's just me, but I bet this guy has fallen for the banana in the tailpipe gag. Whatever the case, it's still pretty mean. I can think of more than a few punishments for the punks who did this.
MEAN pranksters glued an elderly man's bottom to a toilet seat in the public loos at Cairns Central, forcing him to sit tight during a highly embarrassing rescue.

The 70-year-old Cairns man was stuck so fast he had to be taken from the men’s toilets with the unwelcome fixture still attached, in full view of a gathering crowd of curious Saturday shoppers about 10.30am.

He was taken by ambulance to Cairns Base Hospital where it is understood industrial-strength solvents were used to dissolve the glue.

Police said it was the second case of a strong, fast-acting glue being smeared on a seat in the same men’s toilets that day, although in the earlier incident the man had been able to get up before the glue set.

A Queensland Ambulance Service spokesman yesterday said the elderly man, who did not want to be identified, was "pretty distressed about the whole thing".

"That sort of thing would be bad enough to go through if you were a young person but for a person of his age it must have been particularly humiliating," the spokesman said.

"I imagine having to go out like that through a major shopping centre on a Saturday morning wouldn’t have been the best and all those emergency services would have gathered a fair sort of a crowd. We covered him up as much as possible."

Cairns Police District’s Supt Brent Carter said he was "ropeable" about the thoughtless prank and appealed for public help to identify the culprit.

"I think it’s probably a prank but it’s a pretty sick sort of a joke," Supt Carter said.

"The humiliation of sitting on a toilet while emergency services are working around you trying to free you … I just feel for the man.

"Then to have to be wheeled out of the shopping centre with the toilet frame still attached to your body is just dreadful."

Friday, August 21, 2009

Oh, the Pain: Traffic Causing Headaches for Horny Frogs

People actually get paid to research this stuff?
Traffic noise could be ruining the sex lives of urban frogs by drowning out the seductive croaks of amorous males, an Australian researcher said Friday.

A well-projected and energetic croak is the male frog's most important asset in the quest to attract mates to his pond, Melbourne University ecologist Kirsten Parris said.

But competition from traffic noise in Melbourne could be a reason why frog numbers have declined in Australia's second-largest city since her survey of more than 100 ponds began in 2000, she said.

"If there are a number of different males calling, the one that sounds the best often gets the girl," Parris told The Associated Press. "You have to be pretty clear about your assets if you're a male frog."

"Generally, if he's putting a lot of energy into calling — if he's calling loudly or quickly or for a long time or all those things combined — it shows he's fit and strong and generally those things tend to correlate with female choice," she added.
It can't be long until some kook calls for a traffic ban since frogs aren't getting so much action.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Running Scared: Gore Ducks Australian Globwarm Skeptic

Nothing like being a man and facing your critics. Here we have this bloated bag of wind who has no regular job, traipses around the globe on private jets lecturing the little people about his global warming hoax, and yet when an elected official in the country he's visiting asks for a meeting, well, he just can't quite fit it into his busy schedule.

What a fraud.
Senator Fielding is trying to score a one-on-one meeting with Mr Gore, who is in Australia promoting several environmental causes, to prove to him that climate change sceptics are right.

Senator Fielding has promised to clear his schedule for any chance to meet the former US vice-president and Nobel Prize-winning environmental campaigner.

"The ball's in his court," a spokesman for the senator said.

The spokesman has said Mr Gore is aware that Senator Fielding holds a crucial vote in parliament and that any major green schemes - such as the Government's model to reduce carbon pollution in Australia - essentially rely on his support.

"(Mr Gore) said 'look, the schedule's tight but hopefully we can work something out'," when Senator Fielding approached yesterday for a meeting on the issue, the spokesman said.

"Al Gore's very aware that Steve has a crucial vote in the Senate."

It is believed Mr Gore will only be in the country for another day or so.
Run, Algore, run!

Gore has controlled the debate over this scam for years and is never subjected to honest critique during his lectures and can't handle any contrary viewpoints that debunk his nonsense.

More people have caught on to this fraud. If only our own elected officials would wake up and do the same.

Saturday, June 06, 2009

A 'Bikie' By Any Other Name

This is another one of those stories that you just sort of stumble into. It began with me reading a story about a 'bikie' war erupting in Australia. What got my attention was this portion.
SYDNEY's gang war escalated to new heights yesterday with the younger
brother of Kings Cross figure John Ibrahim shot five times outside his
home.
Now Ibrahim ain't your normal Aussie name. Of course I just had to dig and sure enough I found that the Ibrahim family is heavily involved in dug trafficking and biker culture in Sydney. They have been able to escape the justice system pretty good down under, but then I found this earlier story.

SYDNEY'S Middle Eastern youth gangs have become recruitment grounds for outlaw bikies - with allegiances split along religious lines.

Senior police sources revealed they are extremely concerned about the
emergence of what they call the Muslim "feeder" gangs.

Youths of Middle Eastern background have become easy pickings for bikie gangs seeking to boost numbers to gain supremacy over rival gangs.

Members of the Muslim Brotherhood Movement have even dropped the Koran from their colours, replacing it with a Harley-Davidson logo.

This is just yet another example of how the followers of pedophile prophet seem to flaunt the law and engage in all sorts of unlawful behavior all the while telling the rest of the world how great Islam is.
Even their biker gangs are split along that Sunni/Shite line.

Police intelligence identified Asesinoz MC - which
changed its name recently from the Parra Boyz and whose members are mainly Sunni
- as being aligned with Notorious.Asesinoz MC boasts of its extremist Islamic
views on YouTube videos and promotes anti-Australian sentiment including
flag-burning and statements like: "F. . . the police" and "Asesinoz MC is now
targeting Aussies".


Standing up to them is the Aussie chapter of the Hell's Angels.

Helluva of a world we live in, huh?
It does not appear that they are pressing any sort of ideological goal like their brethern in other places around the globe, their goal is simple, dominate the drug trade and crush the opposition.

Friday, March 20, 2009

Gotta Love The Aussies


Leave it to our friends down under in Australia to come up with this idea. A beer bottle with scantily clad woman that gets even more scantily clad as you drink.
the Skinny Blonde bottle features a 1950s-style pin-up called Daisy whose red bikini disappears as the beer level drops and the bottle warms up, thanks to the modern ink technology used on the labels.
Of course if you drink too many of these healthy beers you might begin to see pink elephants.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Comedy Gold: The Drunken Dancing Aborigine



Sure, maybe the cops shouldn't have been the ones to film this, but hey, I'm not here for any morality plays, boys and girls. If it's funny, it's getting posted.

And this is funny.
A LAUGHING police officer told a drunk Aboriginal man to sing and dance while he filmed the act, with the footage later posted on YouTube.

The video shows a heavily intoxicated Aborigine lying on the ground in the Northern Territory town of Katherine.

He starts singing The Rivers of Babylon at the behest of a police officer who is filming the incident.

A second officer then drags the man to his feet while the officer taking the footage laughs and tells him to dance and say "Happy Birthday Blake".

The Aboriginal man, who is staggering and appears close to falling, continues to sing and dances about in a circle before being directed towards a police car.

The officer filming the incident then turns the camera on himself and says: "This s... is f....d up, f....d up''.

The video has prompted outrage from some online viewers.
The only outrage I have is it's been on YouTube for months but I don't recall seeing it.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Blow-Up Doll Sex Freak Nabbed

Considering all the evidence he left behind, it was only a matter of time before the authorities caught up with this freakazoid. For some reason they're not giving his name. Maybe someone out there will recognize him.
THIS is the man accused of breaking into an adult shop and having sex with blow-up dolls in a bizarre series of alleged crimes in Cairns that made international headlines.

His leg in a cast, the 23-year-old limped from the Cairns watch-house late yesterday afternoon, just hours after police arrested him.

Police have not released his name.

He was charged with breaking into businesses in the CBD, including the Laneway Adult Shop off Spence St three times in the past month.

The man allegedly smashed his way into the shop, had sex with blow-up dolls and discarded them in an alley.

He is also accused of breaking into the Sapphire Bar by smashing a hole near the top of the roof and dropping 15m to the floor.

The hunt for the suspect ended yesterday when he was detained at his home and taken to Cairns police station where he was questioned and charged.

"Following intelligence-based inquiries, we attended a Manunda address and made an arrest," acting Det Sen-Sgt Jason Chetham said.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Rejoice! Global Warming Creates New Animal Species

How can this be? I thought mythical global warming was killing off species?
A DEEP sea submarine exploration off Australia's southern coast has discovered new species of animals and more evidence of the destructive impact of the greenhouse gas carbon dioxide on deep-sea corals.

The scientific voyage by U.S. and Australian researchers explored a near vertical slice in the earth's crust known as the Tasman Fracture Zone, which drops from approximately 2 km to more than 4 km deep.

"We set out to search for life deeper than any previous voyage in Australian waters," said Ron Thresher from Australia's Commonwealth Scientific & Industrial Research Organisation (CSIRO).

"Our sampling documented the deepest known Australian fauna, including a bizarre carnivorous sea squirt, sea spiders and giant sponges, and previously unknown marine communities dominated by gooseneck barnacles and millions of round, purple-spotted sea anemones," Thresher said.

Vast fields of deep-sea fossil corals were also discovered below 1.4 km and dated more than 10,000 years old.
Meanwhile, the story just repeats as fact that the earth is warming, despite cooling for the past ten years.
Carbon dioxide spewing into the atmosphere by factories, cars and power plants is not just raising temperatures, but also causing what scientists call "ocean acidification" as around 25 percent of the excess CO2 is absorbed by the seas.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

'One Has to Fall into Lockstep, Goosestep and Parade Around the Office Ranting and Raving That We Are All as One?'

Oh man, are the global warming hoaxers going to go wild over this guy. They'll likely prove his point.
NATIONALS firebrand Barnaby Joyce has launched a fresh attack on emissions trading, drawing parallels between environmentalists and Nazis.

Senator Joyce warned of the rise of "eco-totalitarianism" and said he would not be "goosestepping" along with them.

The Federal Government plans to start emissions trading in 2010 to reduce carbon pollution and take up the fight against climate change.

"The idea that this scheme can go forward and no one's allowed to question because there's a new form of eco-totalitarianism that demands blind obedience, I think that is wrong," the Nationals Senate leader said on ABC radio today.

"One has to fall into lockstep, goosestep and parade around the office ranting and raving that we are all as one?"

Senator Joyce rejected a suggestion he was a climate change denier and drew a parallel with the Holocaust, the murder of millions of Jews and others by the Nazis during World War II.

"Climate change denier, like Holocaust denier, this is the sort of emotive language that has become stitched up in this (emissions trading) issue," he said.

Senator Joyce said emissions trading would put Australians out of their homes and out of jobs.

And it would do nothing to counter climate change, he said.
He's right. It won't do a dman thing.

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

'It Is Totally Bizarre. It Is a Real Concern That Someone Like That Is Out On the Street'

I believe the operative word here is Dude. Get a load of this freak.
A MAN has smashed his way into an adult shop and had sex with blow-up dolls before abandoning the sex toys in a nearby lane.
Talk about love 'em and leave 'em. Not even buying them breakfast!
Business owners in Cairns believe the same culprit is responsible for break-ins and till thefts at the Sapphire Bar on Lake St and three break-ins at the Laneway Adult Shop off Spence St in recent days.

His method of entry is to smash through walls and squeeze through tight holes, The Cairns Post reports.

The owner of the adult shop, who wished to be named only as Vogue, said that in a first unreported break-in, the man had stolen five dolls and had sex with one of them.

“He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley,” he said.

“It is totally bizarre. It is a real concern that someone like that is out on the street.”

Vogue said a sex toy also went missing in the second break-in and that the offender had a liking for the doll model named "Jungle Jane", which had been taken on both occasions.

He said he was dumbfounded that the burglar also had the "weird" habit of cleaning up the mess he had made after entering the building.

The burglar again smashed through a wall in the roof area of the shop on either Monday night or early yesterday morning but was scared off by a newly installed alarm system.

Vogue and David Sharman, the owner of the Sapphire Bar on Lake St that has a rear entry in the same lane as the adult shop, both believe they have been targeted by the same thief.

Both men said fleeting video images showed the burglar as being a tall, skinny Caucasian. He has left DNA evidence at the crime scene.
Gee, I wonder what that evidence could be?

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Eat Up, Everyone: Christmas Feasts Now 'Contributing to Climate Change'

Really, it doesn't get any dumber than this. I thought the nonsense about Christmas lights was stupid enough, but this tops it.
Wasted food at Christmas time is now being highlighted as an environmental problem.

Jon Dee, the chairman of Do Something, says gases from leftover food rotting in landfill are 20 times more potent than the carbon pollution from car exhausts.

Mr Dee says there are simple ways to avoid over-catering at Christmas and damaging the environment.

"Australians waste more than 3 million tonnes of food every year and of course a lot of that food is wasted at Christmas," he said.
I wish these nattering nabobs would be more consistent. In one breath we keep hearing how hungry people are, now they're whining that too much food is being squandered. While that may be so in some cases, can we please stop turning everything into a story about this mythical climate change?

If Jon Dee wants to Do Something, how about shutting the hell up and letting people enjoy Christmas?

Friday, December 12, 2008

Name Game Getting Stupid

You have to wonder about the mental stability of people who give their kids weird names. By weird I don't mean seldom used names that may be of certain ethnic origin. I mean downright f---ing bizarre names bestowed upon these children. This item out of Australia underscores the fact a lot of people are off their rocker.
NEVAEH and Narnia got through but Queensland authorities have drawn the line at parents calling their children Gummy Bear, Coca Cola and King John 1.

They were among the names rejected in 2008 by the Queensland Registry of Births, Deaths and Marriages, which is part of the Department of Justice and Attorney-General.

"Parents are able to decide their own spelling when choosing a name for their baby, however in Queensland there are certain regulations governing what the name can be," Attorney-General Kerry Shine said.

"You cannot choose a name which includes an official title or rank ... it also cannot be a trademark, or consist of or include symbols without phonetic significance."

He said all of the names rejected were change of name requests by adults.
Actually, I'm not opposed to allowing adults to name themselves whatever they want so long as it's not trademarked or illegal in some fashion. Or some idiotic hieroglyphic symbol like Prince tried awhile back.

But who on earth would subject their poor kids to a name like Number 16 Bus Shelter?

WTF?
'The stranger the name, the more frustrating for a child who starts to think 'why did my parents do this, why did they put this on me?'."

Child psychologist Paula Barrett agreed strange names created a sense of "social anxiety".

"Most children don't like to be different. It's all about fitting in when you're a child," Dr Barrett said.

In New Zealand, a nine-year-old girl called Talula does the Hula from Hawaii, recently won the right to change her name.

Family Court Judge Rob Murfitt also expressed his dismay at the trend to give children bizarre names.

Among those blocked by registration officials included Sex Fruit, Twisty Poi, Stallion and Fish and Chips - for twins.

Those allowed included Number 16 Bus Shelter, Midnight Chardonnay and Violence.
Geez, I would think being name Stallion would be more palatable than Number 16 Bus Shelter.

I was tempted to let Twisty Poi go by without comment, but after a Google search led to this, I, um, well, uh, never mind.

Friday, December 05, 2008

Are You Male, Female or 'Intersex'?

I guess it all depends on your mood when you wake up. I'm sure this won't create any unnecessary confusion.
THE Federal Government's human rights arm plans to invent a new official status called "intersex" adding it to male and female as a legally recognised gender.

The Human Rights and Equal Opportunities Commission wants people to be able to change their gender on their passports and driving licences even if they do not undergo surgery.

And transgender lobby groups say that even this does not go far enough and are demanding a fourth legal gender called "other" for people who feel like their gender is indefinable or changes from day to day.
Simply put, this is madness.

Monday, December 01, 2008

'No Muslim School, Hell No'

You've got to give the folks in Australia some props. People would be scared to death to do something like this in most places, afraid of being called Islamophobic or racist. Nice to see there are still some people out there with a little spine left.
PROTESTERS have swarmed the Gold Coast City Council headquarters, and with blaring rock anthems vented anger over a planned Muslim school.

Almost 200 residents turned out for the demonstration, draped in Australian flags and shouting pro-Aussie slogans while Australian rock classics such as Down Under and Great Southern Land boomed across the parkland, The Courier-Mail reports.

Australian International Islamic College, planned for Carrara, has raised the ire of residents who fear it will lead to the local Muslim population withdrawing from the rest of the community.

A rally last week attracted about 400 people, while people turned out yesterday carrying placards bearing slogans such as "no Muslim school, hell no" and "integration, not segregation".

Resident's spokesman Tony Doherty said Muslim schools did not encourage multiculturalism.

"It's segregation, not integration," he said.

"They're not trying to integrate into the rest of society.

"Since we have started protesting against this our churches have been covered in hate-filled graffiti."

He denied it was hypocritical to oppose Muslim and not Christian schools.

"Catholics aren't a different culture," he said.

"They are the same as us."