Porcine Propagandist Losing It Over Libya Intervention

In between platters of mozzarella sticks and cheese fries, the bloated and bombastic Michael Moore took to Twitter today to announce his displeasure with the golfer-in-chief.

Anti-war filmmaker Michael Moore tore into President Obama for taking military action in Libya on Saturday.

Moore, a frequent critic of President Bush for launching the Iraq War, unleashed a string on tweets comparing the U.S. military's mission in Libya to Iraq and Afghanistan, using a mantra coined by Charlie Sheen:

It's only cause we're defending the Libyan people from a tyrant! That's why we bombed the Saudis last wk! Hahaha. Pentagon=comedy

And we always follow the French's lead! Next thing you know, we'll have free health care & free college! Yay war!

We've had a "no-fly zone" over Afghanistan for over 9 yrs. How's that going? #WINNING !

Khadaffy must've planned 9/11! #excuses

Khadaffy must've had WMD! #excusesthatwork

Khadaffy must've threatened to kill somebody's daddy! #daddywantedjeb

He recently added this gem:

May I suggest a 50-mile evacuation zone around Obama's Nobel Peace Prize?

Bloated Gasbag Michael Moore: People's Money is a National Resource, Time to Confiscate It

Great, let's start with his money. Funny, but I never see these Marxist scumbags ever giving their own money away.

Bloated Bigot Michael Moore: People Own Guns Because They're Racist or Something

The slob sits there quoting Martin Luther King Jr., then proceeds to judge people by the color of their skin. According to Moore, it's merely "imaginary people" who break into homes, so why does anyone need to protect themselves? Has Moore ever even looked into a mirror and wondered why those little hats don't fit on his enormous head?

Envious of Assange's Publicity, Michael Moore Weighs In

Fresh off his stint at the fat farm, obese agitator Michael Moore has taken it upon himself to insinuate himself into the Wikileaks story by offering to post bail money for the odious Julian Assange. How magnanimous of him.

Might WikiLeaks cause some unintended harm to diplomatic negotiations and U.S. interests around the world? Perhaps. But that's the price you pay when you and your government take us into a war based on a lie. Your punishment for misbehaving is that someone has to turn on all the lights in the room so that we can see what you're up to. You simply can't be trusted. So every cable, every email you write is now fair game. Sorry, but you brought this upon yourself. No one can hide from the truth now. No one can plot the next Big Lie if they know that they might be exposed.

And that is the best thing that WikiLeaks has done. WikiLeaks, God bless them, will save lives as a result of their actions. And any of you who join me in supporting them are committing a true act of patriotism. Period.

I stand today in absentia with Julian Assange in London and I ask the judge to grant him his release. I am willing to guarantee his return to court with the bail money I have wired to said court. I will not allow this injustice to continue unchallenged.

Maybe he's suffering from food withdrawal or something, but the delusional Moore seems to think Wikileaks would have prevented 9/11. Someone get that man a dozen doughnuts.

Of Course: Michael Moore Praises Army Traitor

Only in the twisted mind of Michael Moore can a traitor to his country be praised for his courage.

ilmmaker Michael Moore is praising an Army private suspected of releasing classified war records to WikiLeaks and said he would contribute to his defense.

Moore tells The Associated Press in an interview that he considers Pfc. Bradley Manning a courageous patriot for exposing what Moore called "war crimes."

The Oscar-winning filmmaker said Thursday he will contribute to a legal defense fund for the 22-year-old former intelligence analyst, who faces up to 52 years in prison.

Apparently Moore isn't the only idiot supporting the traitor.

Scenes From Cuba Michael Moore Doesn't Want You To See

Our local Fox affiliate accompanied the governor and some business and agriculture representatives to Cuba this week, and the reporter has done a bang up job on giving us the story and images of what Cuba is really like. When you have the time go visit the site and read and watch all of his reports. In the meantime here is another video showing you the utopia that is communist Cuba and the epitome of what the Hollywood crowd and liberals in this country wish America could be.

Obese Tub of Lard Michael Moore to Obama: Hire Me So We Can Do Jumping Jacks or Something

So cute to see Michael Moore indulging himself in some bizarre fantasy about replacing Rahm Emanuel as White House Chief of Staff. Typically, it's a rambling, incoherent rant sure to induce glazed eyes by the tenth paragraph, but I see it descends into farce quickly as the hardline master of agitprop begins picturing himself as Obama's gym teacher.

Now, don't get too giddy with excitement over my offer, because you and I are going to be up at 5 in the morning, seven days a week and I am going to get you pumped up for battle every single day (see photo). Each morning you and I will do 100 jumping jacks and you will repeat after me:

"THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ELECTED ME, NOT THE REPUBLICANS, TO RUN THE COUNTRY! I AM IN CHARGE! I WILL ORDER ALL OBSTRUCTIONISTS OUTTA MY WAY! IF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DON'T LIKE WHAT I'M DOING THEY CAN THROW MY ASS OUT IN 2012. IN THE MEANTIME, I CALL THE SHOTS ON THEIR BEHALF! NOW, CONGRESS, DROP AND GIVE ME 50!!"

Then we will put on our jogging sweats and run up to Capitol Hill. We will take names, kick butts, and then take some more names. If we have to give a few noogies or half-nelson's, then so be it. In our pockets we will have a piece of paper to show the pansy Dems just how much they won by in 2008 -- and the poll results that show the majority of Americans oppose the Afghanistan and Iraq wars and want the bankers punished. Like drill sergeants, we will get right up in their faces and ask them, "WHAT PART OF THE PUBLIC MANDATE DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, SOLDIER?!! DROP AND GIVE ME 50!"

Seriously, it's unlikely Moore has done a jumping jack since about 1975, let alone actually run, not to mention running up the Capitol. This guy is about a biscuit short of a quarter ton and he's going to do calisthenics? Haven't we had enough earthquakes recently? A couple minutes of jumping jacks from this tub of goo would activate seismograph needles along the eastern seaboard.

Not surprisingly, the PuffHosters lap it up.

Michael Moore Threatens to Eat Connecticut

Actually, he's enduring a severe case of Lieberman Derangement Syndrome and is lashing out like a petulant child. Think about it, however. A couple of chomps from those jaws could do some damage to the state's shoreline.

People of Connecticut: What have u done 2 this country? We hold u responsible. Start recall of Lieberman 2day or we'll boycott your state.

Typical of an uninformed liberal, Moore hasn't got a clue.

Lieberman has become the scourge of the left for withholding his vote on healthcare reform due to the inclusion of the public health insurance option and the Medicare buy-in proposals.

There is no provision in the state of Connecticut to recall public officials.

Latest Michael Moore Screed Bombs at Box Office

When you're propaganda movie is trashing capitalism, don't be surprised when those who practice capitalism don't show up to be insulted.

Two entries tied at No. 7: Drew Barrymore's directing debut, "Whip It," and documentary filmmaker Michael Moore's "Capitalism: A Love Story" each reported about $4.9 million in ticket sales.

"Capitalism" played in almost twice as many theaters as "Whip It," which had been expected to open in the high-single-digit millions ahead of the Gervais comedy.

According to USA Today, Burger Boy's drivel played in 962 theaters and they remarkably claim it did well.

The film did well this weekend, bringing in an estimated $4.9 million on just 962 screens.

That works out to $5093 per screen. If you figure most theaters are charging $10 on average, around 500 people were seeing it per theater, or less than half a million people. Which makes you wonder: Why does the media slobber all over this guy? Sound like the porcine propagandist has had enough rejection.

"I went through eight years of fighting one of the most disastrous presidencies this country has ever seen," he says. "And you know what, folks? I'm not doing this alone anymore. If you're going to sit on the bench and just wait for my next movie to come out, or watch Obama have to fight all these crazies (alone), I've got better things to do."

Poor baby.

Update: A commenter notes an error in the USA Today story. Moore's film was actually in half the theaters as "Whip It" not the other way around. How bad must that Drew Barrymore movie be?

Hero of the Working Class Used Non-Union Help on Latest Propaganda Film

Is there a bigger hypocrite on the planet than this bloated slob?

Michael Moore, champion of the working class, used non-union stagehands to film "Capitalism: A Love Story." The porcine provocateur is promoting his anti-Wall Street jeremiad by giving free tickets to unions, but the American Federation of Teachers has turned them down because Moore didn't hire any members of the International Alliance of Theatrical Stage Employees. "Michael Moore and one of our sister unions, IATSE, are in discussions about concerns the union has," the AFT told ABC News. "The AFT has decided against accepting tickets until those issues are resolved." Moore's agent, Ari Emanuel, seems to blame the IATSE for treating documentarians as "second-class filmmakers."

Emanuel, of course, is the brother of White House Chief of Staff Rahm "Dead Fish" Emanuel.

We're assuming the man who claims capitalism hasn't done anything for him eschewed union labor because of the high costs and it probably helped save him some lunch money, no doubt a daily six-figure tab.

Michelle Malkin links. Thanks!

'Capitalism is an Evil, and You Cannot Regulate Evil'

Sounds like the overstuffed socialist bag of wind Michael Moore is angling at an Obama administration czar post. Maybe he can replace the now-departed Communist Van Jones.

Capitalism is evil. That is the conclusion U.S. documentary maker Michael Moore comes to in his latest movie "Capitalism: A Love Story," which premieres at the Venice film festival Sunday.

Blending his trademark humor with tragic individual stories, archive footage and publicity stunts, the 55-year-old launches an all out attack on the capitalist system, arguing that it benefits the rich and condemns millions to poverty.

"Capitalism is an evil, and you cannot regulate evil," the two-hour movie concludes.

"You have to eliminate it and replace it with something that is good for all people and that something is democracy."

What the hell is talking about? Capitalism flourishes because of democracy, you idiot.

If this fat bastard was so anti-capitalist, why does he accept profits for these screeds of his?

Rolling Stone Deifies Dear Leader

Gee, I can't wait until this hits the newsstands.

Not.

This cover, to be released Friday, comes from the same idiot who gave us the silly Hope posters during the 2008 campaign. Rolling Stone apparently doesn't understand the word overkill. As an added bonus we'll be provided with the keen insights of the fake Republican David Rodham Gergen, the psychotic Paul Krugman and the human blimp, Michael Moore. Should be some fascinating reading.

Artist Shepard Fairey, whose iconic HOPE campaign poster of Barack Obama was a global sensation, is back with a new image that both questions and deifies the President.

Appearing on the cover of the Aug. 20 Rolling Stone, the portrait depicts Obama with a brow knit in determination, surrounded by a halo of stars.

"Will he take bold action or compromise too easily?" asks a headline enshrining the President's head.

Fairey said it wasn't meant to be a halo. Rather, the picture he worked from showed Obama standing in front of the presidential seal, he said.

No, wasn't meant to be a halo. I'm sure all those halo images are just sheer coincidence.

This would be a more appropriate cover signifying Obama's accomplishments.

Michael Moore Swallows the Planet

It's either he ate the entire earth or he hasn't quite digested his last meal, which reportedly consisted of 37 cheeseburgers. And that was just the appetizer.

The fat slob is coming out with some "movie" purportedly chronicling our economic demise, which no doubt will all be pinned on George W. Bush.

When Stupid Meets Crazy

Goodness. Two of the far left's nuttiest spokesthings got together Friday, with entirely predictable results.

So much crazy, so little time.

Sometime you really have wonder at what cost some are willing to see their political ideology advanced.

To liberal documentary filmmaker Michael Moore, the bounds are seemingly endless. Moore has made a recent career out of attacking President George W. Bush, bashing conservatives and criticizing business. His latest outrage occurred on MSNBC’s August 29 “Countdown with Keith Olbermann” and when he commented about the coincidental timing of an unfortunate disaster – the potential for Hurricane Gustav to make landfall at the beginning of the Republican National Convention in St. Paul, Minn.

“I was just thinking, this Gustav is proof that there is a God in heaven,” Moore said, laughing. “To have it planned at the same time – that it would actually be on its way to New Orleans for day one of the Republican Convention, up in the Twin Cities – at the top of the Mississippi River.”

After that comment, Moore backed off a bit and did say he hoped nobody got hurt and he hoped everybody is taking cover. However, he failed to make note of the $43.625 billion in damage the last hurricane to strike New Orleans caused – Hurricane Katrina in 2005 – and the billions of dollars the storm cost taxpayers.

Moore also took the opportunity to take a dig at President George W. Bush and the presumptive Republican presidential nominee Sen. John McCain.

“I can’t see what you showed,” Moore said to “Countdown” host Keith Olbermann about a video clip including Bush and Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz. celebrating McCain’s birthday. “I don’t know if you showed the cake there that they had there, three years ago today – with McCain and Bush. When Marie Antoinette – when she said, ‘Let them eat cake,’ I think she was speaking figuratively. They literally were while New Orleans was drowning – eating cake. So, it’s, um, I don’t know – let’s hope things get better.”

Olbermann, whose opinions tend to fall on the same far left end of the ideological spectrum as Moore, said it was even weirder than Moore observed. Olbermann said “one of” Focus on the Family preachers connected to Chairman Dr. James Dobson’s was allegedly calling for everyone to pray for rain during Sen. Barack Obama’s Democratic convention speech.

Michael Moore Advises Obama on VP Selection

Really, you can't quantify such idiocy.

The Democrat Party's 800-pound gorilla comes up with this political masterstroke. Actually pushing forth a candidate with less experience than Barack Obama, though she likely is far more savvy that the neophyte street activist from Chicago.

What Obama needs is a vice presidential candidate who is NOT a professional politician, but someone who is well-known and beloved by people across the political spectrum; someone who, like Obama, spoke out against the war; someone who has a good and generous heart, who will be cheered by the rest of the world; someone whom we've known and loved and admired all our lives and who has dedicated her life to public service and to the greater good for all.

That person, Caroline, is you.

I cannot think of a more winning ticket than one that reads: "OBAMA-KENNEDY."

Caroline, I know that nominating yourself is the furthest idea from your mind and not consistent with who you are, but there would be some poetic justice to such an action. Just think, eight years after the last head of a vice presidential search team looked far and wide for a VP -- and then picked himself (a move topped only by his hubris to then lead the country to near ruin while in office) -- along comes Caroline Kennedy to return the favor with far different results, a vice president who helps restore America to its goodness and greatness.

Such sage advice. I'm sure Obama will run with it.

Eighth Circle of Hell, Celebutard Edition

In this corner, weighing in at 120 pounds, toting a massive ego, phony British accent and an insatiable lust for attention, it's Madonna!

And in these two corners, tipping the scales at a svelte 864 pounds, the guy with bacon grease on his chin, it's Michael 'Snacks' Moore!

Honestly, is it possible to dream up a more cloying, grating, loathsome pairing than these two?

It's the perfect match of countercultural icons --Michiganders Michael Moore and Madonna.

Madge, now a Brit who has deigned not to perform in metro Detroit on her last three tours, will bring her African documentary about Malawi -- "I Am Because We Are" -- to the Traverse City Film Festival on Aug. 2. Moore founded the fest.

She'll be at a gala screening at the town's historic State Theatre. Tickets are to go on sale June 7; the theater holds about 540. Details will come next week.

Let there be hype!

Yawn.

Obama Snags Key Porcine Propagandist Endorsement

The 800-pound gorilla is upset his vote in Michigan is worthless, so he's letting the Pennsylvania voters know he's all for Barack Obama.

Not that it means very much.

Friends,

I don't get to vote for President this primary season. I live in Michigan. The party leaders (both here and in D.C.) couldn't get their act together, and thus our votes will not be counted.

So, if you live in Pennsylvania, can you do me a favor? Will you please cast my vote -- and yours -- on Tuesday for Senator Barack Obama?

I haven't spoken publicly 'til now as to who I would vote for, primarily for two reasons: 1) Who cares?; and 2) I (and most people I know) don't give a rat's ass whose name is on the ballot in November, as long as there's a picture of JFK and FDR riding a donkey at the top of the ballot, and the word "Democratic" next to the candidate's name.

Seriously, I know so many people who don't care if the name under the Big "D" is Dancer, Prancer, Clinton or Blitzen. It can be Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Barry Obama or the Dalai Lama.

Well, that sounded good last year, but over the past two months, the actions and words of Hillary Clinton have gone from being merely disappointing to downright disgusting. I guess the debate last week was the final straw. I've watched Senator Clinton and her husband play this game of appealing to the worst side of white people, but last Wednesday, when she hurled the name "Farrakhan" out of nowhere, well that's when the silly season came to an early end for me. She said the "F" word to scare white people, pure and simple. Of course, Obama has no connection to Farrakhan. But, according to Senator Clinton, Obama's pastor does -- AND the "church bulletin" once included a Los Angeles Times op-ed from some guy with Hamas! No, not the church bulletin!

This sleazy attempt to smear Obama was brilliantly explained the following night by Stephen Colbert. He pointed out that if Obama is supported by Ted Kennedy, who is Catholic, and the Catholic Church is led by a Pope who was in the Hitler Youth, that can mean only one thing: OBAMA LOVES HITLER!

Yes, Senator Clinton, that's how you sounded. Like you were nuts. Like you were a bigot stoking the fires of stupidity. How sad that I would ever have to write those words about you. You have devoted your life to good causes and good deeds. And now to throw it all away for an office you can't win unless you smear the black man so much that the superdelegates cry "Uncle (Tom)" and give it all to you.

Yes, there's more of Moore. Read the rest if your eyes haven't glazed over yet.

More Grim News for Michael Moore (Update: Grim News From AFP)

I figured this slob already crossed the threshold into a dark place some time ago, but just in case, the porcine propagandist might want to consider shedding a couple hundred pounds.

Update: Due to the incredible stupidity of AFP, the story link was sent out a day in advance.

So if the link isn't working, here's why.

Hi

As you can see I’m the deputy chief editor for Agence France-Presse. AFP sent the story on belly fat and dementia out by mistake (it is embargoed until Wednesday 20H00 GMT which is 4 PM on the east coast). I would like to ask you to remove the link and post that you have on your blog until then. The Australian has been contacted too and should withdraw the page very soon.

Thanks for your understanding

Best regards

Christophe Vogt
Deputy chief Editor for AFP in North America

Pot bellies linked to dementia

HAVING a large belly in middle age nearly triples the risk of developing dementia, a study released today found.

Being overweight in midlife and beyond has long been linked to increased risk for disease such as stroke, diabetes and heart disease.

But this is the first study to link excess fat to dementia and, the research found excess abdominal fat increased the risk even among those who were of normal weight overall.

"Considering that 50 per cent of adults in this country (US) have abdominal obesity, this is a disturbing finding," said study author Rachel Whitmer of the Kaiser Permanente Division of Research in Oakland, California.

Researchers measured the abdominal fat of 6583 people age 40 to 45 in northern California and some 36 years later 16 per cent had developed dementia, the study published in the journal Neurology found.

Those who were overweight or obese but did not have a pot belly had an 80 per cent increase in the risk of dementia compared to people with a normal body weight and abdominal fat level.

The risk increase jumped to 230 per cent among overweight people with a large belly and 360 per cent among the obese with large abdomens.

"Where one carries the weight - especially in midlife - appears to be an important predictor for dementia risk," Ms Whitmer said.

Could well be more people in northern California are simply demented to begin with.

Update: Link to an earlier study on this topic by the author Whitmer.

More here.

Sure He's a Quack, but the Libs Love Him

Looks like the Brits are on to the buffoon Michael Moore.

Quack Michael Moore has mad view of the NHS

The fourth estate has always had a bad name, but it seems to be getting worse. Journalism should be an honest and useful trade, and often still is. But now that journalism has more power than ever before, it seems to have become ever more disreputable. In recent years it has been brought lower and lower by kiss-and-tell betrayals, by “reality” TV, by shockumentaries and by liars, fantasists, hucksters and geeks of every kind, crowing and denouncing and emoting in a hideous new version of Bunyan’s Vanity Fair.

Outstanding among these is Michael Moore, the American documentary maker. He specialises in searing indictments, such as Fahrenheit 9/11 and Bowling for Columbine, and has, without a doubt, a genius for it. Although his films are crude, manipulative and one-sided, he is idolised by millions of Americans and Europeans, widely seen as some sort of redneck Mr Valiant-for-truth.

Nothing could be further from the truth. His latest documentary, Sicko, was released in cinemas last week. Millions of people will see it and all too many of them will be misled.

Sicko, like all Moore’s films, is about an important and emotive subject – healthcare. He contrasts the harsh and exclusive system in the US with the European ideal of universal socialised medicine, equal and free for all, and tries to demonstrate that one is wrong and the other is right. So far, so good; there are cases to be made.

Unfortunately Sicko is a dishonest film. That is not only my opinion. It is the opinion of Professor Lord Robert Winston, the consultant and advocate of the NHS. When asked on BBC Radio 4 whether he recognised the NHS as portrayed in this film, Winston replied: “No, I didn’t. Most of it was filmed at my hospital [the Hammersmith in west London], which is a very good hospital but doesn’t represent what the NHS is like.”

Much more from Don Surber.

Liberalism is built upon a foundation of lies and misrepresentation, which is what Moore is all about.

What's pathetic is the left is too close-minded to be able to distinguish between fiction and fact.

Prince of Propaganda

Nailing down 500 pounds of blubber is a difficult task, but Rich Lowry manages to do the job.

MICHAEL Moore set out to make a movie attacking the American insurance industry and ended up attacking the American character. By the end of his movie "SiCKO," his plaint is less about American resistance to government-run health care than its overarching rejection of collectivism. As Moore puts it, everywhere else it's "a world of we," but here a "world of me."

His voice thus joins a vast, age-old chorus of left-wing bafflement and disillusion at American exceptionalism - our national traits that have prevented the development of a statist politics along continental European lines.

Moore's explanation for this phenomenon is typically twisted: Americans are saddled with debt from college loans and health care, and that keeps us from demanding French-style pampering from our government for fear of foreclosure by The Man.

The day will soon arrive when the porcine propagandist suffers a crushing heart attack due to his obesity. One wonders where his fat ass will go for treatment.

If he doesn't drop dead on the spot, that is.

One can only hope.