'The 99%' for Dummies: Special Hand Gesture Edition

OK, Twinkles, time to wrap it up.

ROTFLMAO.

H/T Gregory of Yardale.

If that idiocy isn't enough, check out this moron.



H/T Ace, via NRO.

'Without Money We'd All Be Rich'

I've figured out how these occupiers are going to bring us to our knees. We'll be clubbed into submission by clever signage. Looks like the NYPD may have to break out the pepper spray and some nets.

This feels like a mighty, professional union rally. There are thousands upon thousands of people here in Foley Park - and they continue to stream in.

The crowd is more angry and aggressive than any of the other Occupy Wall Street rallies I have been to since September 17th.

This crowd feels for the first time in more than two weeks, like it is united in it's demands: the rich need to pay so "the 99%" can get paid. This crowd wants jobs. They are not asking. They are demanding.

The crowd is now shouting "Shut the country down!" as they prepare to march to Wall Street. Helicopters hover above.

Shut the country down? Do these people have the slightest clue how stupid they sound? Is anyone else getting a mixed message here? They want to shut the country down, but are demanding jobs.

Pundit Turns Tables on Race-Obsessed MSNBC Dimwit, Calls Her 'Racer'

The obsessed left just cannot move on from this whole birther thing. Now that Obama finally came up with ID, these clowns are clinging like rabid dogs to it, and focusing on race. It's all the have left. Their guy is a miserable failure, so all they can do is make baseless allegations.

Via Breitbart. Speaking of Andrew Breitbart, here he is with Jason Mattera discussing the media's never-ending obsession with calling people racist simply because they have differing political viewpoints.



I'm sure most of you detest Bill Maher, but tune in this week as Breitbart appears. Should be interesting.

'Debt Ceiling' For Dummies: An MSNBC Exclusive

Wait, does the stooge in the t-shirt represent spending? Or is he the debt ceiling?

And what does the "T" mean next to those fancy numbers?

Gosh, I'm still confused.



h/t: Viral Footage. Cross-posted.

BS Artist Valerie Jarrett's Latest Masterpiece: Obama Regrets "Spending Almost Every Waking Hour in Washington"

She can pile it pretty high, can't she?



Via Breitbart. Cross-posted.

Let's See, 'Breitbart' Rhymes With 'Fart' So...

Well, that's about as far as MSNBC ratings albatross Keith Olbermann and the 'Countdown' writers got.

And then it was time to tape the show.

But that didn't stop the classless buffoon from hanging himself out to dry as he criticized ABC News for giving Andrew Breitbart an Election Night gig next Tuesday. I've heard wittier flatulence jokes at the neighborhood playground.

Man, Olbermann sure does stink. And I bet his momma wears combat boots too.



Via Fart Headquarters. Cross-posted here.

Smart Move: NBC Dumps Olbermann From Football Coverage

Ever since NBC picked up coverage of Sunday Night Football several years ago I've held steadfast to the famed Olbermann Rule, whereby any pregame, halftime or postgame coverage on that network was studiously avoided due to the presence of the evil clown.

Well, now it appears it may be safe to watch. Expect a sudden surge in viewership at the network now that the loathsome, detestable liberal hack will no longer foul your television screen.

I’m told that NBC News officials requested the move, citing Olbermann’s weekday commitment to MSNBC’s Countdown with Keith Olbermann. During the 2009 NFL season, Olbermann periodically did not appear on Friday editions of Countdown.

Network television sources confirmed to me that Olbermann’s departure from FNIA was not due to any conflict with cast or production crew members. I was also given no indication that Olbermann’s politics had anything to do with the move.

Olbermann has hosted Countdown since 2003 and had served in varying capacities on FNIA since 2007.

I'm sure the tools at NBC News are really eager to have the low-rated moron on five nights a week so they can be pummeled in the ratings on a regular basis.

Expect the most fired man in television to fob off some story about how busy he is with other duties and spin his departure favorably. He's done that pretty much everywhere else he's been dumped.

'Tase Him, Tase Him'

Looks like we're going to see an epidemic of this idiotic behavior now. I surmise these guys want a beatdown so they can grab themselves a quick payday. This clown should take a beating just for wearing that outfit.

Another fan went on to the field during Tuesday night's Phillies game at Citizens Bank Park, but this time he was arrested without security using a Taser gun.

In Tuesday's episode, a 33-year-old man stepped on to the field during the ninth inning and walked along the warning track in center field.

Some fans chanted "Tase him, Tase him."

The man gave himself up to security personnel.

Too Stupid to Vote

Rush calls them glittering jewels of colossal ignorance. Most of us call them idiots.

Same thing.

Via Hot Air.

Ink-Stained Wretch: "Bush a War Criminal"

There people are really becoming a bore and need to freshen up their material. And good grief, woman, take a damn shower before you go on television.

Bush is evil, I hate the Jews, Bill O'Reilly sucks, Dan Rather is great, General Petraus is a liar, blah blah blah. Will this moron ever expand her political knowledge outside of reading Daily Kos?

Ms. Underestimated has the gory details and a video link if you want to suffer through it.

More at NewsBusters.

Special Message for Bush from Kos Krazies

As if any potential future sponsors need another reason to steer clear of the cesspool that is Daily Kos, this should seal the deal.

Bush Takes it Up the A** (Not First Time Tho)

Oh, c'mon! Tell me you don't relish saying that?

The man was due! From the moment of George Bush's miserable existence, the man has been giving it to people. From the rugby player he sucker-punched from behind while in college to the 1000s of Katrina devasted Americans he drowned to our troops whose lives he destroyed (emotionally, family, mentally, financially, and literally), the man has screwed so many billions (literally) of people over that it actually feels to celebrate him taking it in butt for once.

Even if it is only for a routine colonoscopy.

Hell, this made it worth letting Dick Cheney President for a day.

Isn't that special?

Paul Has More Cash Than McCain

That thud you just heard was the John McCain campaign falling off the life support machine.

Assuming this is accurate, it will also send the Ron Paul Morons into paroxysms of Truther Madness.

ABC News' George Stephanopoulos Reports: Though often regarded as a longshot candidate for president, Republican Ron Paul tells ABC News that he has an impressive $2.4 million in cash on hand after raising an equal amount during the second quarter, putting him ahead of one-time Republican frontrunner John McCain, who reported this week he has only $2 million in the bank.

In an exclusive interview taped Friday and airing Sunday on "This Week," Paul said his campaign is on a better trajectory than McCain's.

"I think some of the candidates are on the down-slope, and we're on the up-slope," said Paul.

How dare we ever question The Ron Paul?

Ron Paul Morons Manipulating Digg

Which is probably why they're reduced to lame stunts like this.

There are rumors of Ron Paul supporters manipulating Digg. I’ve got the names and the evidence.

A funny thing happened last month. I wrote a blog post about the history of Digg.com as part of my study of the social bookmarking site. Normally when posting, my entries receive little to no response on Digg, which is fine since it’s hardly viral stuff. When I posted the “history” blog, however, I received a whopping 17 diggs, a number I had never reached with this blog before.

Realizing that something must be up, I did a little investigating. To my surprise, the majority of people that dugg my post were supporters of Republican Congressman from Texas Ron Paul, a Libertarian and presidential candidate.

When I say “Ron Paul supporters,” I mean that these people ONLY digg stories about Ron Paul, and many of them don’t read the actual content of submissions. My “history” post had Ron Paul’s name in the title (Digg Dirt: From the Digg Army to Ron Paul) but had only the minutest mention of him in the article – I referenced how a push from Digg may have resulted in him getting on the Daily show. The piece itself had NOTHING to do with Ron Paul!

Read the rest.

UPDATE 7/5/07: Thank you, Ron Paul Morons, for proving the case of the author linked above. This post has generated over 350 Diggs.

Please keep the insults coming.

Unable to Compete in Talk Radio, Left Seeks to Shut It Down

It's utterly laughable these clowns would waste time coming up with a report stating the obvious. I'm breathlessly awaiting their analysis noting how 99% of network news and print media is "progressive", but won't hold my breath.

So talk radio is dominated by conservatives? Why? Because that's where the talent is.

Here's a suggestion. Find some talent on the left that would actually get ratings, you idiots.

UPDATE: Michelle Malkin completely demolishes the buffoons with an updated Fairness Doctrine Watch.

Peace Morons Squabbling

Few things are more enjoyable than watching far-left kooks going at each other. I hope these idiots are charged with tax evasion.

Crawford Peace House hit by strife

With allegations of money mismanagement, threats of court action and some members leaving, a group that has sponsored war protests in President Bush's adopted hometown has been anything but peaceful.

The Crawford Peace House recently lost its corporate charter with the state, and a former member who now has rights to the name is threatening legal action because the group continues operating.

Sara L. Oliver and some others are calling for a state investigation as to why only $14,700 is now in its bank account, saying tens of thousands donated during Cindy Sheehan's 2005 war protest are unaccounted for.

"There are people who have said, `Don't say anything because you'll hurt the peace movement,'" Oliver said. "But if the peace movement isn't pure and transparent and holy as it can be at its heart, then it's just like George Bush: lying, thieving, conniving, backstabbing bastards."

John Wolf, who co-founded the Crawford Peace House in 2003 in a two-bedroom, one-bathroom white-clapboard house just across the railroad tracks from downtown, denied allegations of wrongdoing. He said the claims were by only a few people and would not hurt the work of the Crawford Peace House, which is planning a fourth anniversary celebration Sunday.

He said the Peace House has an accountant and has kept diligent records, which soon will be posted in its Web site. He said most of the $285,000 raised in 2005 was spent on food, van and bus rentals, gas and a large tent for the rallies at several events.

"All of this money was given to us to take care of people who came here, and that's what we did," Wolf said Friday. "If somebody has fantasies, I can't affect that."

The Crawford Peace House bank account had only $3 in early August 2005, but Sheehan's monthlong vigil in ditches off the road leading to Bush's ranch brought thousands of people and donations from across the country. Because the rural campsite was small, most protesters spent much of their time at the Peace House, which also became headquarters for Sheehan, whose son died in Iraq in 2004.

Wolf said he plans to turn in the franchise tax report next week — nearly a year late — to the Texas Comptroller's Office to regain the Peace House's corporate charter. The report was not filed sooner because the house's volunteer director was overwhelmed with other tasks and was confused about whether the paperwork had to be filed if no taxes were owed, he said.

UPDATE: Killgore Trout reminded me of this piece from Sweetness&Light: Did Cindy Sheehan Commit Fraud With Charity Claim?. S&L also notes the current story and has a variety of other Cindy Sheehan links.