Secret War Inside Iran

Shhh! Just between you and me, I've got a big scoop. Turns out the U.S. is conducting secret raids inside Iran. But it's a secret, so don't tell anyone, OK?

Oh wait, some idiot already did.

A Pakistani tribal militant group responsible for a series of deadly guerrilla raids inside Iran has been secretly encouraged and advised by American officials since 2005, U.S. and Pakistani intelligence sources tell ABC News.

The group, called Jundullah, is made up of members of the Baluchi tribe and operates out of the Baluchistan province in Pakistan, just across the border from Iran.

It has taken responsibility for the deaths and kidnappings of more than a dozen Iranian soldiers and officials.

I'd quote more, but it's a secret.

Now look. Someone else has found out.

WTF! Can't anyone keep a secret?

Oh well, at least the story of the raids to be conducted between 4 a.m. and 4 p.m. on April 6 is still a secret.