Hair of the Dog Now a Fashion Statement

Just in time for winter.

A German woman has begun making clothes for customers out of the hair of their dogs.

Bettina Menkoff, 50, has made scarves, gloves and other items.

"I regularly brush my dogs and keep the hair for processing. It's warmer than sheep wool," she said.

This is, apparently, a fashion craze I was unaware of.

Notorious dog-lover Michael Vick was unavailable for comment.