My, That's a Big One

You have to figure Paris Hilton will be bidding for this item.

Penis for Sale

August 16, 2007 -- Up for auction next week at a Beverly Hills gallery is a rare piece of pornographic prehistory - a 12,000-year-old walrus penis.

The fossilized phallus, discovered in frozen Siberia tundra, is 4½ feet long, making it "the largest known mammal penis fossil," according to the I.M. Chait Gallery.

We'll refrain from further comment.