Bloated Windbag Endorses Messiah

Way to really go out on a limb there, fatboy.

After remaining neutral throughout the Democratic primary season, former Vice President Al Gore is officially backing Barack Obama's presidential run, and will appear with him at a Michigan campaign event Monday night.

"A few hours from now I will step on stage in Detroit, Michigan to announce my support for Senator Barack Obama," said the 2000 Democratic presidential nominee in a fundraising e-mail sent to supporters Monday. "From now through Election Day, I intend to do whatever I can to make sure he is elected President of the United States."

That effort, no doubt, will include much oratory on how hot it is. Especially if you're standing anywhere near this sweaty oaf.