Friday, October 16, 2009

A Real Pothead

Stupid human tricks, Friday edition.
Police in central Pennsylvania say they've nabbed a real pot head.

Twenty-nine-year-old Cesar Lopez is charged with drug possession after police say an officer saw him with a bag of marijuana stuck to his forehead.

Investigators say an officer saw Lopez looking at the inside of his baseball cap in a convenience store early Saturday morning in Lebanon, about 75 miles northwest of Philadelphia. When Lopez looked up, the officer spotted a small plastic bag appearing to contain marijuana stuck to his forehead.

Police say the officer peeled the bag off Lopez's forehead and placed him under arrest.
In related news, Australian researchers have discovered marijuana use could cause some sexual health issues.
Australian research finds that men who regularly smoke pot are more likely to suffer sexual problems than men who don't, the Australian Associated Press reported Thursday.

Men who smoke pot daily are four times more likely to have trouble climaxing than men who don't light up, according to the La Trobe University study.

The study also found that men who smoke pot are more likely to experience premature ejaculation than other men.

Professor Anthony Smith said despite the effect pot-smoking has on men's sex lives, smokers did not always consider the issues to be "sexual health problems."
I wonder if they used any kind of stimulus money for this study?

Researchers also found men named Cesar who have bags of weed taped to their foreheads are likely not having sex of any kind.

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