It's Come to This: Naked Hindus Campaign Against Global Warming

Just what we all need as we shiver our way through early January. Not just your run-of-the-mill, brainwashed zombies as seen on any campus, Copenhagen confab or Al Gore science fiction filmfest, and not any old TV nitwits babbling about mythical global warming.

Now it's serious, time for the heavy hitters. Are you ready for the Naked Nagas?

When thousands of naked Hindus speak, will the world listen?

That's what the Naga Sadhus hope will happen starting later this month, when they spread their anti-global warming message during Kumbha Mela, the largest gathering of Hindus in the world.

The massive religious event in India is being used by the order, famous for their lack of clothing and coating their bodies in a layer of ash, in order to promote living green.

"Since the Kumbh Mela is the largest spiritual gathering, we have decided to do our bit to save the planet from global warming," said Shri Soham Baba, Mahamandalesvara of Juna Akhara, said to be the commander-in-chief of the Naga saints, according to reports.

"There will be a huge presence of international communities and press during the fair," he added. "We'll utilize the occasion to generate a 'save the planet' campaign worldwide."

Hmm, save the planet? That sounds, um, really original. I guess word travels slowly to the Naked Nagas and they haven't heard about ClimateGate yet.

Maybe they can fly Algore in for the event. Although seeing Gore sans clothing and covered in ash could be too horrific an image to contemplate. Could you just envision him with this crew?

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