Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Dullest Man on the Planet Really Excited Over His New Book

He hasn't uttered a peep over events in Japan, but Al Gore has emerged from exile to announce he's planning to stimulate the great unwashed with another epic yet-to-be named book on politics. We wait breathlessly.
Former Vice President Al Gore will write a new book — this one on politics and current events.

The book will be about "the political, social and economic forces that are shaping what America and the world will become in ensuing decade," according to a Random House release Tuesday.

In a statement, the former vice president said his goal in writing the book is to capture some of the new factors influencing the world.

"With this new work, I hope to help start a conversation about the large-scale drivers of change that are defining and shaping our future — from the rapid development and integration of radically new technologies to the planet-changing impact of the climate crisis, to poverty, globalization, and the democratization of knowledge accompanying the emergence of a ubiquitous Internet linking ever more intelligent devices," Gore said.
That's a whole lot of nothing for one sentence.

He's going to write an entire book but is so overwhelmed with excitement he can't even add a sentence to this press release he posted on his website.

I wonder if he'll regale us with tales of his days as a crazed sex poodle and the fine art of releasing the chakras?


Dell said...

Al who?   Ohhhhhh, that loser!  The clown who lost his home state and then blamed it on the supreme court.  I remember him.  I honestly believe he should get his libtard ass out there and start selling those carbon credits to both of his friends.

NeoKong said...

Is a prediction from Al Gore worht the price of a book....?
It ain't even worth the price of a newspaper.

aquila6 said...

I hear they're gonna print it on Charmin, so it'll be doubly useful.