A Billion Muslims Ready to Go Splodeydope

If they all prematurely detonate, that would solve a lot of the world's problems.

One billion Muslims to turn into suicide bombers if Makkah, Madina are attacked: NA

ISLAMABAD: The treasury and opposition members in National Assembly (NA) Wednesday have made it clear on US that one billion Muslims will turn into suicide bombers if the holiest places of Makkah and Madina are attacked and warned Vetican City will not remain secure if any such threat is materialized.

Of course, they fail to subtract from the alleged 1 billion those who would be vaporized should Mecca and Medina be nuked, though I guess such hostile action would instantly create more terrorists to offset the subtraction of those wiped out.

They said this unanimously while participating in debate on foreign policy. Opposition legislator Ghulam Murtaza Satti said US was pursuing double standards. Those talking of launching any military offensive against Makkah and Medina are accursed. This will not happen nor will we allow it to happen.

These illiterates, who have the emotional stability of Markos Moulitsas and the literacy of your average Huffington Post commenter, could so easily be duped.

Perhaps someone ought to put together some fake footage of these alleged holy sites being vaporized, just to see countless Islamic rage Boys lose their minds.

Treasury member Ejaz Chaudhry said US was not friend of any one. "We will teach the lesson to US if it dares to come forward to attack upon us. Americans are coward nation and they can do nothing. Army should not target their brethren. US aid is like killer disease AIDS We curse it. The whole nation does not want US aid. Those who are targeting humanity and justice are terrorists. Those who are engaged in freedom war are freedom fighters. US ship is close to sink. It is hurling threats like a coward.

He demanded president and prime minister should stop holding any talk with junior US officials like Richard Boucher. "If US dared to hatch unholy conspiracy to attack Makkah and Medina then one billion Muslims will become suicide bombers and I will also be among them", he added.