Thursday, October 08, 2009

Congress Back On Steroids

Now that the hard work of the country is done, apparently Congress is going to once again go back to doing what they do best, holding meaningless hearings on drugs in professional sports. They need to be investigating drug use among themselves, since it appears that they are all under the effects of some sort of mind-altering drug.
Congress plans to conduct a hearing next month on two professional football players whose suspensions were blocked by a federal appeals court.
The players in question play for the Minnesota Vikings and failed a drug test. but the players turned around and sued the NFL and a federal judge as well as the 8th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals issued an injunction blocking their suspension.
The NFL had attempted to suspend Minnesota Vikings Pat Williams and Kevin Williams four games each for violating the league's anti-doping policy.
C'mon, the NFL stands for the National Felons League anyway.

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