Tuesday, December 28, 2010

'All You Folks Who Wanted Shirtless Pictures of the President: Forget It'

Uh, who exactly wants topless photos of this scrawny dude?
The White House is taking extra steps to prevent photos of a shirtless President Obama on vacation in Hawaii.

The president and his family are on a snorkeling trip in Hamauma Bay Nature Reserve, and traveling press are under “explicit instructions that there will be no long lenses or other sneaky attempts to take pictures,” according to a pool report.

Photos of a shirtless president on a Hawaii vacation after his win in the 2008 presidential election caused a stir two Christmases ago. Washingtonian magazine even ran a photo of the president for a cover story on why it’s good to live in D.C. “Our new neighbor is hot,” the magazine declared.

But pictures aren’t likely to come out of Tuesday’s trip to the beach. “All you folks who wanted shirtless pictures of the president: Forget it,” writes The New York Times’s Sheryl Stolberg in her pool report.
Sigh. The White House press corps will just have to live with the memory of two years ago, clutching longingly to those crusty old photos they've long treasured. Shirtless Obama is now a forbidden fruit.

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