Open wide, everybody - the lame-stream media has a preposterously euphemistic but totally objective narrative to spoon-feed to us.
You see, the Democrats of the 111th Congress - fresh off an unmitigated rejection at the hands of fed-up voters last month - nevertheless attempted to pass a plethora of pent-up left-wing legislation in the traditionally uneventful lame-duck session.
And with large majorities lingering in both Houses and a President who would eagerly sign a literal pile of garbage if Harry Reid dropped one on his desk, amazingly enough they managed to pass a lot of it.
Will wonders never cease?
Via Breitbart. Cross-posted.