'I Still Love Her... But She's Retarded, Too'

Well, I guess he can cancel any hopes of ever getting back together, which he obviously has no desire to.

Guy Ritchie can't make up his mind how he feels about his ex-wife, Madonna.

On the one hand, the film director said in the November issue of Esquire magazine, "I still love her."

On the other, he added, "but she's retarded too."

Maybe he meant the latter comment as a reference to her exaggerated youth.

Uh, I don;'t think so.

As for the rapidly aging tramp, she doesn't want to get married again.

Asked by David Letterman on the "Late Show" last week if she'd ever wed again, the singer replied, "I think I'd rather get run over by a train."

Sounds like a plan to me.