Preening, Narcissistic Douchebag Seeks 'Erotic Non-Conformist'

Looks like Wikileaks tool Julian Assange was trying to pass himself off as some kind of hipster a few years back on an online dating service.

Betcha this lothario will kiss and tell.

Jailed WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange's old online-dating profile was disclosed yesterday, portraying the anti-secrecy crusader as a narcissistic cad.

"Passionate, and often pigheaded activist intellectual seeks siren for love affair, children and occasional criminal conspiracy," Assange, calling himself Harry Harrison, wrote in his 2006 OKCupid.com profile.

"I like women from countries that have sustained political turmoil. Western culture seems to forge women that are valueless and inane," the profile continued, accompanied by images of the accused rapist showing off his flowing golden locks.

The lonely leaker said that he seeks an "erotic non-conformist," and bragged that he was "directing a consuming, dangerous human rights project."

His ideal mate was described as "spirited and playful, of high intelligence, though not necessarily formally educated, have spunk, class & inner strength and be able to think strategically about the world and the people she cares about."

The profile, part of a free online matchmaking service, was last accessed Dec. 31, 2006, the year Assange, then 35, founded WikiLeaks, according to Sam Yagan, CEO of OKCupid. It was written years before Assange gained international notoriety by publishing secret State Department communications and internal Pentagon documents related to the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Assange claimed on the site that his life goal was "changing the world through passion, inspiration and trickery."

He bragged that his answers to a series of questions about past relationships made him an "87% slut."

He also boasted of his 6-foot-2-inch frame, saying women will notice his: "Height. Nordic appearance . . . Often carrying mystery brown paper packages tied up with strings."

He ended his profile with another warning: "Do not write to me if you are timid. I am too busy. Write to me if you are brave."

Here's the actual profile. Sure looks to be him.