I feel safer knowing the Baddest Governor on the Planet has my back. And even in times of trouble he still manages to be funny.
"I saw some of these news feeds that I've been watching of people sitting on the beach in Asbury Park -- get the hell off the beach at Asbury Park and get out," Christie said. "You're done. It's 4:30 -- you've maximized your tan. Get off the beach."