We Still Have Anthony Weiner to Kick Around

One of Anthony Weiner's online relations has decided to write a book depicting lurid tales of the deranged for Democrat congressman. He whine endlessly about his Muslim in-laws, but the, um, juiciest revelations are reserved for his perverted activities that led to his downfall.

In several of the messages, Weiner claims to be 'sexting' from his congressional office.

'It's a big office and you know that's not the only thing here that's big,' he wrote in one message.

In another he told Ms Nobles that he needed to go to the bathroom before going out on the House floor.

'I had to do some wiping in the bathroom hehe,' he wrote minutes later.

Weiner also accused his Republican rival Bob Turner, who won his seat after he stood down, of being 'just another rich businessman trying to buy himself an election'.

Mr Turner unsuccessfully stood against Weiner in November 2010.

He boasted about his performance in a debate with Mr Turner that Ms Nobles had watched.

'Knowing you were watching gets me hot, he was so easy,' he wrote. 'I could have done [it] with my eyes closed.

'Just another rich businessman trying to buy himself an election… like Bloomberg.'

Some other really weird details:

On the occasions that our talk would turn dirty, there was one time that especially stood out because of a picture Weiner chose for his Yahoo avatar: a picture of his niece. It felt strange to dirty talk with a toddler looking back at me. I was distracted by the photo of his niece; it felt weird, not so sexy.

I asked him, 'Is it weird that we are dirty talking in front of your niece?' But, the truth is, even though it felt odd, it wasn't gonna stop me from chatting with him. I guess the bigger question I had for him at that time was why he changed it! He told me the reason for this photo change was due to several of his staff members being on the Yahoo chat messenger. He didn't want them to put his face with the name he chose for himself, 'rockoh77.'