Tuesday, October 25, 2011

'I Lost My Virginity Today. I Was Amped For It'

At least someone will be happy when this OWS movement collapses.
One protester who left his girlfriend behind in California has "shared sleeping bags with... several women" and says, "It’s a natural human thing. It’s part of our support structure. It’s nice to have someone to care about. It’s nice to have someone to hug and kiss." As it happens, the NY Times Magazine had a photograph of two young protesters, and the 19-year-old revealed, "I’m doing well now, though. I drank six Four Lokos with Core, a beer or two. And then we ordered an iced mocha and two chicken fingers and large fries. I lost my virginity today. I was amped for it."

Some protesters are partaking in some donated condoms (though not OWS condoms)—a volunteer medic told Metropolis, "He was concerned with overpopulation. I thought he meant in the park, but I guess he meant in the world. He said, ‘Just make sure people aren’t breeding." The medic also revealed there are requests for pregnancy tests! Imagine—the occupation lasts for eight more months and there's a Zuccotti Park baby!
Well, on the upside no rapes were reported there in the past couple of days.


locomotivebreath1901 said...

"no rapes were reported there in the past couple of days.?"

Just wait till 'big effin' Joe Biden makes an appearance.

Lucille said...

How sad that this girl thinks so little of herself that she would give herself to someone under these circumstances and then advertise it!  It a tragedy she feels no embarrassment or shame.  These people must have the morals of a rabbit and just about as much respect for themselves and their sexuality.  My apologies to rabbits everywhere for the comparison.