Saturday, October 29, 2011

Biden: 'We Can’t Win Without Florida'

Expect a lot of video clips of wheelchair-bound grandmothers being shoved off the cliff. A billion-dollar campaign that will surely unite us all.
“You all are going to be seeing an awful lot of me, because the states I am going to be concentrating on are Pennsylvania, Ohio, Florida, New Hampshire and Iowa, and I am going to be here a lot, so I am looking forward to working with you all,” Biden said.

“We plan on winning Florida. We can’t win without Florida,” Biden added.

He also took aim at the GOP’s economic record, noting the deficits created under the Bush administration and the housing market collapse.

“I find it absolutely bizarre, Republicans moralizing about deficits. That’s a little like an arsonist moralizing about fire safety. These guys have zero credibility,” Biden said.

“Their vision of economic policy and their plan for prosperity lay in creative financial instruments, credit default swaps, collateralized debt obligations, subprime mortgages,” Biden said.

“They gave us a bubble, and they called it an economy,” he said.
He had nothing to do with it, of course. Let's just forget he was in the Senate for four decades before waking up and finding himself the Vice President.


steveegg said...

<blockquote>“They gave us a bubble, and they called it an economy,” he said.</blockquote>
Plugs and Teh SCOAMF gave us a DEMpression, and they called it a recovery.

steveegg said...

HTML fail.

Richard Butler said...

Keep talking Joe. You're your own (and Omama's) worst enemy. Each and every time you say something stupid or ridiculous, you lose the democraps another couple of electorial votes.