Thursday, October 06, 2011

Zuccotti Park Management Group: Uh, Yeah, These Filthy Squatters Probably Need To Go

The people of Lower Manhattan have had enough. Time for these filthy maggots to take their freakshow elsewhere.
For more than two weeks, protestors have been squatting in the park. Brookfield recognizes people’s right to peaceful protest; however, we also have an obligation to ensure that the park remains safe, clean, and accessible to everyone.

Basic rules intended to keep the park safe, open, clean, and welcoming to all visitors are clearly posted. These rules include bans on the erection of tents or other structures, as well as the placement of tarps, sleeping bags or other coverings on the property. Lying down on benches, sitting areas or walkways is likewise prohibited. Unfortunately, many of the individuals currently occupying the grounds are ignoring these basic yet necessary requirements, which interferes with the use of the park by others, including local residents, office workers, and visitors.

Sanitation is a growing concern. Normally, the park is cleaned and inspected every weeknight. This process includes power washing, litter removal, landscaping and other maintenance as required. Because many of the protestors refuse to cooperate by adhering to the rules, the park has not been cleaned since Friday, September 16, and as a result, sanitary conditions have reached unacceptable levels.
Considering how these bums are now a wholly-owned subsidiary of Obama, Inc., I recommend they go squat outside 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.


Rip Van Bullwinkle said...

<span>I wonder if a lot of them have anywhere to go. I'm sure a lot of their parents have taken the capitalist route and rented their rooms.</span>

JudyGreenEyes said...

Zuccotti Park Management should provide garbage bags, brooms and any other cleaning items to these squatters.  Require them to clean up their own mess or prove they're too lazy to get a job and be productive.