Thursday, April 07, 2011

Comedy Gold: Kos Diarist Takes KloJo's Razor-Thin Margin of Victory Straight to the Bank

You can just imagine how crushed poor Wilbur must have been to learn that David Prosser is now up by 7,500 votes.

This is tasty.
Can we please, please, please not try to be the smartest ones in the room just this one time and play the game that Republicans always play. Let's declare victory now and talk about pushing Prosser off the stage. This is the message.

Kloppenburg won an election she should never have won. What a humiliation for the Tea Party and their media toads.

This is a total Wisonsin smackdown of Scott Walker

Prosser should really understand it is time to leave the stage.

Prosser sticking around is just hurting Wisconsin.

There is serious businesss to conduct and Prosser is just gumming up the works by trying to challenge this.A recount is really pro-forma - the people of Wisconsin have obviously spoken.

Of course this means that a majority of those Republican senators are in deep trouble now.

Nobody ever would have predicted this type of win. It is humiliating for Walker.

This really puts egg on Walker's face is not over his whole body (ewwwwwww).

Walker shoud just declare Kloppenburg the winner and get on with it.

Add your own. But whatever you do don't say, "Nothing's settled. Now we have to have a recount. Boy aren't I the sensible democrat." To hell with that. This is an opportunity.

Messaging, messaging, messaging!!!
On a side note I'd say that Debbie Wasserman-Schultz should hire this guy to write DNC spam.

And in case you missed it, here is Kloppenburg's extremely premature victory speech for posterity. She seems like such a bright bulb, it's a shame she (probably) won't be on the Wisconsin Supreme Court after all.

h/t: Eric Odom.


el SOOPer said...

so. awesome. i dont remember being this happy even when Scott Brown won!

david djman114 said...

I think this Wilbur was channeling Wassermann-Schultz on her PMS wavelength.

david djman114 said...

This Kloppenburg dudette would not have been able to make a good judge except perhaps in Divorce court where her lack of brains and obvious lack of emotional stability wouldn't really have mattered that much. 

uncledan said...

What is not going to be admitted by the Left is that when you look at the sheer money and effort put out by the unions, THEN add in the Liberal heavyweights who went there to back them up, it still failed. Anyone agree?

skeneogden said...

It's a "Dewey defeats Truman" moment for judge Kloppenburg.

roux said...

I had not watched that video until a few minutes ago.... What a blithering idiot.

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