Friday, April 22, 2011

Ancestral Homeland Prepares to Welcome Obama

OK, all those so-called "birthers" out there can finally relax. We've finally figured out where Obama's really from: Ireland.
The forthcoming visit to Ireland by American President Barack Obama has transformed the appearance of a small Irish village.

Moneygall in County Offaly is awash with paint, as the rural village prepares to welcome the most powerful man in the world in May.

President Obama's great, great, great grandfather came from Moneygall and the president plans to set foot in his ancestral home during his two-day visit to Ireland.

To ensure the presidential feet are made as comfortable as possible, the pavements are being dug up, re-laid and smoothed over. It is just one of many improvements being made.

Houses on the main street are being cleaned with power-hoses. Gardens are being tidied, new flowers are being planted.

The air in Moneygall is filled with the smell of paint. It seems like every spare brush in County Offaly is being used.

Every house is being made to look its best, in preparation for the visit, which is likely to take place on Monday 23 May.
I guess between now and then that means a solid month of fundraising before he goes on vacation. Naturally, there will be golf involved.

5 comments:

drfredc said...

Might as well plan for filling a few O'divots on the local golf course too... 

rich b said...

Here's hoping some nasty little Leprechaun doesn't shove a Shillelagh stick up Obama's skinnly little ass like they did in "Leprechaun - Back 2 Tha Hood".

Then again it might kind of funny seeing that little fucker Warrick Davis getting his revenge on Omama for sending back the bust of Winston Churchill back to England and those cheezy cheap-ass (iPods with Omama speeches - WTF) gifts Omama gave the Queen.

Omama and Michelle - what a couple of assholes. They're sort of like the Beverly Hillbillies move to Washington D.C. What could go wrong?

rich b said...

<span>Here's hoping some nasty little Leprechaun doesn't shove a Shillelagh stick up Obama's skinny little ass like they did in "Leprechaun - Back 2 Tha Hood".  
 
Then again it might kind of funny seeing that little fucker Warrick Davis getting his revenge on Omama for sending back the bust of Winston Churchill back to England and those cheezy cheap-ass (iPods with Omama speeches - WTF) gifts Omama gave the Queen.  
 
Omama and Michelle - what a couple of assholes. They're sort of like the Beverly Hillbillies move to Washington D.C. What could go wrong?</span>

Toejam said...

Don't worry rich b about the Irish giving Obama a hard time. The most Conservative Irishman would make Pres. Obama look like Newt Gingrich's soul-mate.

The Irish are uber-Liberal Socialists who for the most part HATE America and Israel (they're hypocrites too) despite the love-dovey Tourists ads on TV and in magazines.

Check out the following: http://markhumphrys.com/irish.left.israel.html

That'll tell you a lot about the Irish!

rich b said...

It must be Omama's white half that he dances with. Drunk on my ass and I can cut a rug better than Hussein.