Thursday, April 28, 2011

Unreal: Bottom-Feeding Lawyer Gloria Allred Hits New Low at Bizarre Press Conference

This should clear up any confusion in your mind concerning the precise mechanics of sodomy. Good thing Gloria Allred had a Louisville Slugger and an assistant handy here, or I'd still be scratching my head trying to figure out what Roger McDowell's latest prank heinous hate crime was exactly.

Dude's been on the lam ever since the Keith Hernandez Spitball Assassination of '87, I guess it's about time he faced justice.

Now, can anyone please tell me what those two young girls are doing up there with her?

h/t: Breitbart.



LibertyAtStake said...

No irony in using the little girls as props, nope.

WTF, esq.


"Because the Only Good Progressive is a Failed Progressive"

Rick de Castro said...

The skank will do anything to get facetime.

Toejam said...

She's probably jealous because she uses the "thick" end on her "slave" partner........Alice McDyke!