Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Grim News: Farmer's Almanac Forecasts Global Cooling for the Next 50 Years

The fat penguin was unavailable for comment. If there was any justice in the world, his next comment would come during the deposition phase of the class-action lawsuit he's facing for perpetrating one of the greatest frauds in history.
If the Old Farmer's Almanac is on target, we're in for global cooling, not global warming.

The latest edition of the Almanac said a study of solar activity and corresponding records on ocean temperatures and climate point to a cooler, not warmer, climate, for perhaps the next 50 years.

For the near future, the Almanac predicts most of the country will be colder than normal in the coming winter, with heavy snow from the Ozarks into southern New England. Snow also is forecast for northern Texas, with a warmer than usual winter in the northern Plains.

Last year, the Almanac correctly predicted "above-normal" snowfall in the Northeast and below-normal snowfall in the mid-Atlantic states.
Snow in northern Texas? How can this be when we're all supposed to be melting due to man-made global warming climate change?

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