I think we're going to have to start Photoshopping some of these photos to superimpose the heads of her political and media enemies on them.
Of course, you'll all probably seen the laughably bogus photos of Sarah Palin wearing a bikini and the one of her in leather skirt and heels, although upon reflection, what really would be so offensive about those?
Anyway, we again have to go across the pond to get a news item debunking the smears, as the American media must be off in Alaska looking for some new bullshit to make up about our heroine.
As you can see above, even as a tot, this monster got her jollies tormenting what appear to be jumbo shrimp. How cruel. Even more obscene, the temptress is revealing ample amounts of skin. Did her parents have no shame allowing young Sarah to display partial nudity? Didn't they realize 40 years later some drooling morons from the DNC and Obama campaign would be poring over every shot their daughter was in?
If you think that's bad, now she takes it to a whole new level, exposing her daughter to fresh caught salmon.
Even more revealing that her sick obsession with blood is the fact that Palin is not wearing her trademark glasses in this photo. Hmm. As I've long suspected, dating back at least nine days now, I believe those glasses Palin is sporting are a fake, used as a cheap prop to give her that sexy librarian look. Has anyone actually borrowed them from Palin and looked through them? Why has she studiously avoid media confabs where a team of DNC optometrists can test those glasses to see if she really needs them?
Where are the records of her visits to the eye doctor? How can we put a woman a heartbeat from the presidency when we don't know for sure that she really is a four-eyed goon? And what, pray tell, would happen if she indeed has poor eyesight and then lost her glasses? Geez, we could have a nuclear catastrophe on our hands.
And now dear readers, you may have to shield your eyes from the most gruesome photo imaginable.
The politician as a youngster clutching two blood-spattered ptarmigan she has just brought downHow do we really know she brought them down? Where is the proof? How do we know this is not just some stage-managed photo op? Furthermore, I know you're asking, what the hell is ptarmigan?
As a full-service blog, I'm here to give you the answer.
You'll also notice she was wearing those fake glasses in that photo.
My fellow Americans, can we really entrust the security of our nation to a fake glasses-wearing ptarmigan killer?
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