Saturday, November 14, 2009

Chubby Dictator Urges People to Lose Weight

Lead by example, fatboy

A couple of weeks ago this communist thug said people needed only three minutes to take showers. Meanwhile, the oil-rich country can't afford electricity. Now this overweight slob is urging Venezuelans to eat less. Can you say food shortages, boys and girls?
Call it the Bolivarian battle of the bulge.

President Hugo Chavez said in a televised speech Friday that "there are lots of fat people" in Venezuela and advised his supporters to exercise and eat healthy to trim their waistlines.

"I'm not saying fat women, because they never get fat," he added. "Women sometimes fill out."

The 55-year-old leader said he himself has lost nearly 20 pounds (9 kilograms) by exercising and eating well. But Chavez, who still appears heavier than when he first took office in 1999, acknowledged that he could lose a few more pounds (kilograms).

"Doing sit ups," he said. "Eating well. One has to learn how to eat."
If I didn't know any better I'd think I was listening to the Mayor of New York City.

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