Headline We Wish We Never Saw: 'Jane Fonda says sex is better than ever at 71... despite her metal hip'

So relieved to know the aging traitor is able to do the nasty despite her many replacement parts.

Some stories are best left out of the news.

Good thing I already had dinner. Way too much information, sweetie.

Why is it these narcissists need to divulge every detail of their lives?