Healer-in-Chief Now 'National Consoler'

Apparently the AP's cub reporter Ben Feller doesn't ralize what a laughingstock he is. It was bad enough he came up with the absurd healer-in-chief bit this morning. Now he's morphed Dear Leader into the national consoler. Really.

You can't make this crap up.

Stepping for the first time into the role of national consoler, President Barack Obama plans to honor the 13 people slain in a shooting rampage here by remembering what they left behind, offering personal stories about the lives they touched and the service they provided to their country.

Obama still was working on his speech as he flew to Texas on Tuesday for a memorial service five days after the shooting that left 13 dead and 29 wounded on the bustling Army post. Military families and civilians alike gathered for the ceremony, some wearing red, white and blue ribbons in honor of those slain.

Notice now how this outbreak of Sudden Jihadi Syndrome is merely a "shooting rampage" and not an Islamist terror act. Heck, the word Muslim doesn't even exist in the story.

One can only imagine Obama will compare the sacrifices of the slain soldiers to community service.