'She Knows What I Got On Her. It's a Smart Move On Her Part'

Has anyone more irrelevant ever milked his 15 minutes more than this piece of human debris? No doubt his media enablers are more than happy to act as his stenographers.

Levi Johnston, the hunky baby daddy of Sarah Palin's grandson, called the former vice presidential nominee wise for not trash talking him in her soon-to-be aired interview with Oprah Winfrey.

"She's being smart," said Johnston, when a reporter told him last night that Palin didn't blast him in the interview she taped with Winfrey Wednesday afternoon. "She knows what I got on her. It's a smart move on her part."

Ooooh, I bet Palin is just quaking in her boots about this little zero.

Johnston described his relationship with Palin and her family is "not good."

He said he will be going to court to get better access to his son, Tripp.

On Twitter, Winfrey confirmed that she talked to Palin about Johnston and a host of other topics. "We talked about everything," she boasted.

Oprah's interview with Palin will air Monday to coincide with the launch of her book, "Going Rogue."

The 19-year-old Alaska hockey stud is in New York this week for a two-day photo shoot with Playgirl that begins Thursday.

Johnston said he isn't nervous about taking his clothes off.

"Not nervous," he insisted. "I have no reason to be."

"I'm just ready to get it over with," he added. "I'm ready as I'm ever going to get, man."

Johnston received an award Wednesday night from Fleshbot, a sex site, for crossing over from being a pop culture star to a sex star.

He's a pop culture star? In what culture? The culture of bottom-feeding, lowlife liberals who'll do anything to smear Palin?