Thursday, October 06, 2011

Obama Attempts to Shore Up Hispanic Vote With Important Appointment

In a transparent attempt to recapture some of the Hispanic vote that's been fleeing his Titanic of an administration, Barack Obama decided to appoint Constitutional scholar Shakira to something called the Advisory Commission on Educational Excellence for Hispanics. Someone on a commission for educational excellence should first demonstrate some of her own.
"I'm not an expert on the Constitution but I know the constitution exists for a reason," she said. "It exists to protect human beings, to protect the rights of people living in a nation, with or without documents. We're talking about human beings here."

5 comments:

Doug Fletcher said...

Yeah, whatever.  If the fool was really smart he's appoint Selena's ass to the commission, that would get him more votes for sure.

Richard Butler said...

Actually, by appointing Shakira, Ovomit is getting a two-fer. She's also part Lebanese. He gets to pander to two cultures. I'll say this, she can come to my district and have a one-on-one with me anytime.

Coquimbojoe said...

She is one sexy midget, but is she even a citizen?  Are taxes paying for her to campaign for Zero?  @ Doug, by selena, you mean J-Lo?  Pretty sure the real Selena's ass is currently in no condition for public display.

Nomennovum said...

I'd agree with anything she said, if it were prefaced with, "Hey stud."

roux said...

Are you sure Bill Clinton isn't on the same commitee with her?