'I Am Completely Disgusted By the Headlines Concerning My Sister's Weight'

After less than a week of basking in the joyous glow of Hopenchange, the less-talented, lip-syncing sister of the rapidly-expanding Jessica Simpson is enraged with media outlets having the temerity to show photos of her sister, and naturally blames Fox News.

Of course, Fox News didn't report the story until at least a day after we noted it here, via the Daily Mail. But hey, when you're a C-list celebutante suffering from Fox Derangement Syndrome, why quibble with accuracy?

Ashlee Simpson says she is "completely disgusted" by the scrutiny over her sister Jessica's new curves.

"I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister's weight. A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman's weight or figure as a headline on Fox News," Simpson writes on her blog under an entry titled "Since when did a woman's weight become newsworthy..."

Jessica flaunted her new body at a concert over the weekend, wearing a figure-hugging black tank top and high-waist jeans. A flurry of blog posts followed.

Wait until she finds out other players on the Cowboys are secretly referring to Jessica as Flozell.