'Yo, Why Won't You Let Me be Great?'

Looks like Bush-hating crackpot Kanye West could use a little cyber-security.

"Somebody has been hacking into my MySpace, and somebody's actually hacked into my personal G-mail account." The hip-hopper is peeved over a rumor that he was interested in starring in a bisexual porno film. "Yo, why won't you let me be great?" he asks of the unknown hackers and rumormongers. "I just gave the performance of my lifetime for our new president . . . Please, I beg you, give me a break! Just let me be great!"

Who knows, maybe that rumored porno flick will include him publicly fellating his hero, the new president.